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It only takes a 10% weight lose to jump start ovulation so unless you want a baby get on reliable birth control. I got pregnant when I was 46 (yes FOURTY-SIX ) after losing 80 pounds. My doctor looked at me like I was crazy when I asked for a pregnancy test...

I just telling you to be careful!

As for your boyfriend... he doesn't like condoms getting in the way of his pleasure? Ask him if he'd prefer a crying infant?

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It only takes a 10% weight lose to jump start ovulation so unless you want a baby get on reliable birth control. I got pregnant when I was 46 (yes FOURTY-SIX ) after losing 80 pounds. My doctor looked at me like I was crazy when I asked for a pregnancy test...

I just telling you to be careful!

As for your boyfriend... he doesn't like condoms getting in the way of his pleasure? Ask him if he'd prefer a crying infant?

he's gonna have to deal with it {condoms}... I have to focus on myself right now ;)

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It only takes a 10% weight lose to jump start ovulation so unless you want a baby get on reliable birth control. I got pregnant when I was 46 (yes FOURTY-SIX ) after losing 80 pounds. My doctor looked at me like I was crazy when I asked for a pregnancy test...

I just telling you to be careful!

As for your boyfriend... he doesn't like condoms getting in the way of his pleasure? Ask him if he'd prefer a crying infant?

he's gonna have to deal with it {condoms}... I have to focus on myself right now ;)

He can enjoy making love to you while wearing a condom, but if he won't wear one and must feel skin, tell him to use his hands (he doesn't need latex gloves for that).

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It only takes a 10% weight lose to jump start ovulation so unless you want a baby get on reliable birth control. I got pregnant when I was 46 (yes FOURTY-SIX ) after losing 80 pounds. My doctor looked at me like I was crazy when I asked for a pregnancy test...

I just telling you to be careful!

As for your boyfriend... he doesn't like condoms getting in the way of his pleasure? Ask him if he'd prefer a crying infant?

he's gonna have to deal with it {condoms}... I have to focus on myself right now ;)

He can enjoy making love to you while wearing a condom, but if he won't wear one and must feel skin, tell him to use his hands (he doesn't need latex gloves for that).

lol I won't mind watching that, thanks for the idea you don't get any safer then that plus it sounds fun....

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Extreme weight loss and fat but causes the hormones to go crazy.. You become very fertile.. Unless you want a baby pulling out isn't gonna cut it.

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Okay I think I'll just grab some Magnums.... I don't want to risk getting pregnant but I like to have a good time!!! He just gotta deal with it ;-)

Magnums ???

Much respect. :)

.357 or .44? Magnums?

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Something tells me that magnum sizes guys have this conversation...

I know what you are thinking, did he fire blank shots or were they live?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track when my eyes rolled to the back of my head and my knees buckled. But being this is a Magnum sized schlong, the most powerful penisgun in the world, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

LOL. Thank you "Dirty-mouth Harry". :)

Dirty mouth not so much, dirty mind absolutely!

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Extreme weight loss and fat but causes the hormones to go crazy.. You become very fertile.. Unless you want a baby pulling out isn't gonna cut it.

Sent from my 5054N using the BariatricPal App

Okay I think I'll just grab some Magnums.... I don't want to risk getting pregnant but I like to have a good time!!! He just gotta deal with it ;-)

Magnums ???

Much respect. :)

.357 or .44? Magnums?

Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App

Something tells me that magnum sizes guys have this conversation...

I know what you are thinking, did he fire blank shots or were they live?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track when my eyes rolled to the back of my head and my knees buckled. But being this is a Magnum sized schlong, the most powerful penisgun in the world, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

LOL. Thank you "Dirty-mouth Harry". :)

Dirty mouth not so much, dirty mind absolutely!

I guess this brings a different meaning to the follow up "Dirty Harry" movie, "Magnum Force".

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