highfunctioningfatman 2,675 Posted September 12, 2016 A TMI moment for you. I've always joked that I'm hung like a Japanese pornstar. Imagine my surprise when I look down at my morning wood and my penis is longer! I immediately call in Jeanna to enjoy this "miracle"! She comes in and deflates my excitement by saying that it isn't.???? That is when I realized that perspective is everything, my junk isn't bigger, my belly is smaller! Heck yeah! A win is a win and I'll take it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valentina 2,642 Posted September 12, 2016 A TMI moment for you. I've always joked that I'm hung like a Japanese pornstar. Imagine my surprise when I look down at my morning wood and my penis is longer! I immediately call in Jeanna to enjoy this "miracle"! She comes in and deflates my excitement by saying that it isn't. That is when I realized that perspective is everything, my junk isn't bigger, my belly is smaller! Heck yeah! A win is a win and I'll take it! What an emotional roller coaster----for me!! First I was overjoyed for you!!!!!' Then I was disappointed for you. Then I was accepting for you. Then I decided----you're right-----To much information. :0 It is what it is----what it was... Enjoy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daniotra 298 Posted September 12, 2016 Actually, it could very well be bigger. As the fat pad at the base of your penis shrinks, more shaft is visible (and usable!). My husband has lost about 20lbs along with me, and there is definite "more to love" in his shorts. <wink> Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfunctioningfatman 2,675 Posted September 12, 2016 I'm not going to deny that we enjoyed this nsv. In fact as crazy as it sounds it seemed to both of us to have more girth. Either way Mrs. Fat Man was quite happy as was I Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelliev2015 136 Posted September 12, 2016 (edited) Actually... https://manvfat.com/what-being-fat-does-to-your-penis/ Edited September 12, 2016 by kelliev2015 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valentina 2,642 Posted September 12, 2016 I'm not going to deny that we enjoyed this nsv. In fact as crazy as it sounds it seemed to both of us to have more girth. Either way Mrs. Fat Man was quite happy as was I Crazy?? Crazy happy! May you and Mrs. Fat Man (really? ) have many, many more "crazy" NSVs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OzRoo 1,492 Posted September 12, 2016 LOL, either way, a great NSV ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaMergs 2,854 Posted September 12, 2016 Actually... https://manvfat.com/what-being-fat-does-to-your-penis/ Excellent article!! In my next life, definitely getting a man who had WLS! Lol Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lori1432 42 Posted September 12, 2016 (edited) Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App Edited September 12, 2016 by Lori1432 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LipstickLady 25,682 Posted September 12, 2016 I was just thrilled when I no longer felt as if I was going to suffocate my husband when I was playing cowgirl. Although, sometimes, I'd like to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfunctioningfatman 2,675 Posted September 13, 2016 I was just thrilled when I no longer felt as if I was going to suffocate my husband when I was playing cowgirl. Although, sometimes, I'd like to. In the words of some comedian whom I can't remember their name, "I want to have sex without looking like I'm grabbing an electric fence". Truer words were never spoken... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lala62 21 Posted September 13, 2016 Omg, I just had the laugh of the week! Sic 'em, Tiger![emoji6] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emme.vee 142 Posted September 13, 2016 I can't wait to stop being bottom all the time. Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaMergs 2,854 Posted September 13, 2016 I can't wait to stop being bottom all the time. Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App Lol. Yes yes yes. So much more flexibility - one of the reasons I started yoga ASAP after surgery Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmthKNS 5 Posted September 13, 2016 A TMI moment for you. I've always joked that I'm hung like a Japanese pornstar. Imagine my surprise when I look down at my morning wood and my penis is longer! I immediately call in Jeanna to enjoy this "miracle"! She comes in and deflates my excitement by saying that it isn't.???? That is when I realized that perspective is everything, my junk isn't bigger, my belly is smaller! Heck yeah! A win is a win and I'll take it!Thank you for the laugh! Funniest thing I've read here! Sent from my ASUS_Z00AD using the BariatricPal App Share this post Link to post Share on other sites