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Dub    9,922

Dub
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Great post.

LMAO.

It is one of the great side effects of WLS.......You will be rewarded with updated junk.

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Leather'nLace    187

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A TMI moment for you. I've always joked that I'm hung like a Japanese pornstar. Imagine my surprise when I look down at my morning wood and my penis is longer! I immediately call in Jeanna to enjoy this "miracle"! She comes in and deflates my excitement by saying that it isn't. That is when I realized that perspective is everything, my junk isn't bigger, my belly is smaller! Heck yeah! A win is a win and I'll take it!

This is the BEST post I have ever read here. Hahahaha! Can't stop laughing. Thank you for this!

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you.

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Valentina    2,642

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Great post.

LMAO.

It is one of the great side effects of WLS.......You will be rewarded with updated junk.

Ooohhhh, I get it now. It's like a "junk YARD"...

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Valentina    2,642

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I'm not going to deny that we enjoyed this nsv. In fact as crazy as it sounds it seemed to both of us to have more girth. Either way Mrs. Fat Man was quite happy as was I :)

First: you really must come up with a better name for your beloved. Lord only knows, she has earned a better one.....just say'n! :)

Second: Always remember: "Happy wife--Happy life". AND "If Momma ain't happy, nobody's happy".

Good luck, my friend. So far, so good! :)

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LisaMergs    2,854

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Great post.

LMAO.

It is one of the great side effects of WLS.......You will be rewarded with updated junk.

Ooohhhh, I get it now. It's like a "junk YARD"...

One can only hope they keep the hedges trimmed....

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Dub    9,922

Dub
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Great post.

LMAO.

It is one of the great side effects of WLS.......You will be rewarded with updated junk.

Ooohhhh, I get it now. It's like a "junk YARD"...

Junk Upgrade 2.0

Great post.

LMAO.

It is one of the great side effects of WLS.......You will be rewarded with updated junk.

Ooohhhh, I get it now. It's like a "junk YARD"...

One can only hope they keep the hedges trimmed....

Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App

Going clean shorn is usually the first move after said 2.0 package upgrade is established. It gives the illusion of enhanced mass.

Of course.....in his case.....most of the foliage was likely singed off anyway as a result of the kanky stuff they are doing with the hot wax and such..............much respect to Team Fat Man.

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LisaMergs    2,854

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Great post.

LMAO.

It is one of the great side effects of WLS.......You will be rewarded with updated junk.

Ooohhhh, I get it now. It's like a "junk YARD"...

Junk Upgrade 2.0

Great post.

LMAO.

It is one of the great side effects of WLS.......You will be rewarded with updated junk.

Ooohhhh, I get it now. It's like a "junk YARD"...
One can only hope they keep the hedges trimmed....

Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App

Going clean shorn is usually the first move after said 2.0 package upgrade is established. It gives the illusion of ...

lol. We sculpt what we can see...

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highfunctioningfatman    2,675

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Great post.

LMAO.

It is one of the great side effects of WLS.......You will be rewarded with updated junk.

Ooohhhh, I get it now. It's like a "junk YARD"...

Junk Upgrade 2.0

Great post.

LMAO.

It is one of the great side effects of WLS.......You will be rewarded with updated junk.

Ooohhhh, I get it now. It's like a "junk YARD"...

One can only hope they keep the hedges trimmed....

Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App

Going clean shorn is usually the first move after said 2.0 package upgrade is established. It gives the illusion of enhanced mass.

Of course.....in his case.....most of the foliage was likely singed off anyway as a result of the kanky stuff they are doing with the hot wax and such..............much respect to Team Fat Man.

Most men would be nervous about their wife being around Mr Happy with a pair of scissors but not me! By the way, waxing the landscape hurts like heck! I will NEVER do that again...

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LisaMergs    2,854

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Great post.

LMAO.

It is one of the great side effects of WLS.......You will be rewarded with updated junk.

Ooohhhh, I get it now. It's like a "junk YARD"...

Junk Upgrade 2.0

Great post.

LMAO.

It is one of the great side effects of WLS.......You will be rewarded with updated junk.

Ooohhhh, I get it now. It's like a "junk YARD"...
One can only hope they keep the hedges trimmed....

Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App

Going clean shorn is usually the first move after said 2.0 package upgrade is established. It gives the illusion of enhanced mass.

Of course.....in his case.....most of the foliage was likely singed off anyway as a result of the kanky stuff they are doing with the hot wax and such..............much respect to Team Fat Man.

Most men would be nervous about their wife being around Mr Happy with a pair of scissors but not me! By the way, waxing the landscape hurts like heck! I will NEVER do that again...

Wax wax and wax some more. Stops hurting much after a while, and eventually the hair just stops growing in.

You know, cuz I know that from my eyebrows.

And things.

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highfunctioningfatman    2,675

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@

Do the Brazillian! Great de-forestation with minimal pain :D

And it lasts forever!

I'm here in Oregon. We like our old growth timber. That and I'm not crazy or stupid enough to wax around the twig and berries again.

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Dub    9,922

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Smoooove is always extra appreciated by this dude.

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