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JC...good for you for not taking her up on the offers to have kids....BAD BAD CHOICE....BUT YOU DIDNT...WOOHOOOO

only 3 beers?? i cant stand the taste...yucckkkkkkk

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OK, meat a girl online, we got together for a few drinks. She was acting very provocative. I was thinking this is a slam dunk!

Then, she started talking and talking! She was talking about having kids and all kinds of crazy stuff. I went to my little happy place and she talked and talked and talked. I was ready to start beating my head against the wall and she talked and talked and talked.

I decided that the online dating thing wasn't for me and I jetted the hell out of there!

JC

Too funny.. reminds me of the Fark headline, that was tagged "Spiffy"

Study shows 3/4 women who date on the internet, put out on the first date.

Maybe they should edit to add -Cuz tey want all ur babiez!

:heh:

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Hi all,

JC, you are to funny.

BG, I used to enjoy a cosmo or 2 or 3.

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If you have enough of them.

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BG, Do you do this at the same, should we now call you "THE MASTER"

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Bg.....go Colts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who Are You Watching This Year?

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I heart the Lions. They are going all the way this year.

Don't laugh...it ain't funny.

I like Peyton only because of the cute commercials he does. His brother , however, is a gigantor douche bag.

Oh and Tom Brady is my future second husband. I would definitely show him some moves I have learned in Cosmo.

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Hi everyone, just wanted to stop by and say hi.

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