Farts

[Seagull 140]

Post surgery, every single fart is a gamble.

When does that end?

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[cindyw41 761]

I'm almost 7 months out and I still can't trust a fart

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[#9grammy 274]

Well it does ease up I think I'm usually the opposite I know tmi. Probably the drugs I'm on has done that to me. But really some people have said when your eating solids it returns to normal, some say drinking shakes have them still checking. In the meantime RUN don't walk when u get the urge

[justhere4theshow 462]

Never, ever fully trust a fart. Words to live by. Farts are not trustworthy.

[4MRB4PHOTO 3,900]

Never, ever fully trust a fart. Words to live by. Farts are not trustworthy.

No wonder, look at the source of them; a real azzhole.

[Seagull 140]

I noticed the more Protein I eat the more daring a fart becomes

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[Lema 236]

First and second month are horrible. Things have calmed down now.

I can and I will.

[justhere4theshow 462]

I bought Charco tabs today. They are supposed to reduce the odor a bit. So far no such luck. UGH.

[higher 966]

I haven't experienced this yet- 3 and a half weeks out. Not holding my breath !

[smg 471]

I haven't experienced this yet- 3 and a half weeks out. Not holding my breath !

When it starts, you might want to hold to your breath

[Seagull 140]

I haven't experienced this yet- 3 and a half weeks out. Not holding my breath !

When it starts, you might want to hold to your breath

Sometimes they are ok

Sometimes they have lumps.

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[Hretan01 29]

Protein farts are always atomic. Veggie farts are not -- probably can't have those however!

Better keep a toilet in reach (and perhaps some spare pants and baby wipes)

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Edited August 4, 2016 by Hretan01