My food is often imitated, never duplicated including by me!

[highfunctioningfatman 2,675]

I have always had the ability to scrounge something up out of just about nothing. Tonight was no exception. I made a steak salad with a Mexican flair. I dug through the refrigerator I made up a substitute for sour cream using yogurt, adobo Chiles and God only knows what kind of salsa I found buried in the back of the fridge. It was much hotter than I intended to be but it wasn't half bad. I don't believe that this was such a good idea and apparently neither does my body based upon the horrible stench that is erupting out of my rear end on a semi-regular basis.

[highfunctioningfatman 2,675]

Make that an EXTREMELY regular basis. Now my beautiful wife is laying next to me sleeping soundly and is completely oblivious to the fact that she sounds like she is operating a Fairbanks Morse hit and miss engine. My eyes are watering and my nostrils are burning. Even the dog left the room.

[jane13 2,256]

LOL!

[chrisredjeep 357]

Ha you sound like me if I go and use up odd bits out of the fridge. I never ever mix Beans and cauliflower after a particularly stinky episode.!

[Djmohr 6,965]

I hate to tell you this but that doesn't get better as long as you are on Protein shakes.

You can clear the house out in a hurry so it comes in handy when you have unwanted house guests.

LOL.

[highfunctioningfatman 2,675]

I hate to tell you this but that doesn't get better as long as you are on Protein Shakes.< /p>

You can clear the house out in a hurry so it comes in handy when you have unwanted house guests.

LOL.

I have a house guest rule. When they get there they get a roll of toilet paper. When it is gone, they are gone. If I like you then we don't serve spicy Mexican food. If I don't then we "celebrate Beans and my infamous pickled deviled eggs".