Dr KindaFamiliar will be available to answer your questions...

[KindaFamiliar 3,867]

Ask anything...

Medical...

Personal...

Hyyyyydromatic...

Wait...

That's something else..

Anyway, I'm more than happy to share my wealth of knowledge with you...

So...

Have at it!!

^{_{Please note - I'm not a doctor, but I will answer anything. The answer may not be based in fact, but should at least provide you with weirdness to remind you to use Google next time...}}

^{_{Also, because most of you are almost a day behind, I'll answer all questions upon waking...}}

^{_{Or after Breakfast...}}

^{_{And a shower...}}

^{_{But before lunch...}}

^{_Hopefully...}

^{_{That's all..}}.

[4MRB4PHOTO 3,900]

Hi Doctor K,

When I showed my PCP my knee and said "Doctor, it hurts when I do this", she told me "Then don't do that".

Do you have any better advice?

Edited June 18, 2016 by 4MRB4PHOTO

[KindaFamiliar 3,867]

Hi @@4MRB4PHOTO

Thanx for coming in...

Yes, I do have some advice for you...

Keep doing it...

Your doctor doesn't own you...

Your doctor doesn't know your story...

You're a strong, proud man...

You don't have to put up with such oppression...

But if it does continue to hurt - suck it up!!

^{_{Or stop doing it.. Your doc may actually be onto something here...}}

NEXT!!!!

[Daisee68 2,493]

Dr Kinda - is it possible for my pouch to stretch? ????

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[KristenLe 5,979]

Omg - I am laughing my ass off! This was a good way to start off my weekend!

[midvishon 24]

Dr kinda - I visited my PCP and told him I have pain everywhere. I pressed my finger on my forehead, it hearts, pressed my finger on my knee, it hearts, pressed my finger on stomach, it hearts... After further analysis the Doctor found my finger was broken. Do you think I need to lose some weight?

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[Valentina 2,642]

Dear Dr. KF,

My back is screaming today. Do you have a cure for Fibromyalgia??

[VSGAnn2014 12,992]

Dear Dr. Kinda,

I am gaining weight. I don't know why.

Do you know why?

[LipstickLady 25,682]

Dear Dr. Familiar,

Why must I be so awesome?

[LisaMergs 2,854]

Damn. I'm off here for a week and Kinda got a medical license? Time flies!

[Healthy_life2 8,324]

Dr. @@KindaFamiliar

Is that a rubber glove I hear snap as you give advice?

[CHM 1,009]

Dear Dr. @@KindaFamiliar

First off, let me thank you for taking time out of your busy Sunday to assist us. Your sacrifice is appreciated. I hope you are otherwise enjoying your weekend.

Now, I do have a question:

I seem to have this near-constant voice in my ear. Am I crazy?

[KindaFamiliar 3,867]

Ok b*tches (and nice ladies), the 'doctor' is in!!!

I'll address each of your queries in order...

Unless there's an emergency or I get distracted or think your question is stupid ...

Anyway, prepare to be learned some stuff!!!

[KindaFamiliar 3,867]

Dr Kinda - is it possible for my pouch to stretch?

Hello Daisee68, if that is your real name...

Yes, it certainly IS possible for your pouch to stretch.

Although your joey is very small when born, it will likely spend most of its first 11-18 months (depending on which type of kangaroo you are) inside your pouch. Obviously, this means that your pouch will need to stretch as the joey matures. In fact, it's not uncommon for you to have two joeys in your pouch. One will be a more mature joey, capable of spending a lot of the time independent of you, and the other, a new-born baby kangaroo that basically just lays there. all pink and hairless (mmmmmmmmmmmmm), drinking from your pouch nipple and doing f*ck-all else.

As you can imagine, once the little bastards leave, you'll need your stretched pouch to shrink back to size so it's not like a wind sock as you bound your way thru the outback.

Good luck with blah blah blah...

Love and inappropriate touches..

Dr K

NEXT!!!!

[KindaFamiliar 3,867]

@@KristenLe

That's not a question...

No doctorin' for you!!!!

NEXT!!!!