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How come hot dogs are packaged 10 to a container but how dog Buns are packaged 8 in a bag?

Enquiring minds would like to know.

(No, I don't want a scientific response for an answer. This was only meant as a joke.

Just post a silly rant here. No need to cause a controversy, just something we all can share a laugh about.)

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All fuel used to be Ethanol free. (gas that they didn't add Ethanol) Now that they have added Ethanol (which is crap) to the gas......they charge more for the gas that is Ethanol free....(the stuff that they don't have to add anything to) Go figure. We get ripped off no matter what. :angry:

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I can record programs on my DVR and FF, rewind, etc. but if I watch something ON DEMAND, I cant????

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Why is it in Cialis commercials, the couples are in separate bath tubs? Shouldn't they be together, isn't that the point? Also, why bath tubs? I think it is fairly inconvenient to have sex in a tub, not impossible, but certainly inconvenient.

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Why is it so hard for folks to navigate a double drive thru? Most stay in one lane and back it up, so I look like an a$$ when I whip around them to enter the nearly empty second lane. Then there's the "once you're done ordering who goes when" dance we must perform as well. It's NOT rocket science people! Pay attention!!

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I absolutely cannot stand clickbait articles. You know, the whole "she prayed all day and this ONE wacky thing happened! click here to find out!" It drives me completely bonkers. Want to know what the best way to make me flat-out refuse to read your stupid, pointless drivel and give your worthless, mindless site traffic? Give me a bullshit clickbait title! Irritating beyond belief!

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People who don't turn off the volume on their cell phones when they are in a doctor's waiting room.

I don't want to listen to your phone conversation or your 50 text message notifications or your keyboard clicking or your Rolling Stones ring tone.

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I love this thread so much.....

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Do you seriously have to have a conversation RIGHT OUTSIDE my office door? I am working here....(most of the time).

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My wonderful bed has clean sheets, tucked in snugly, and the blankets are all in place and smooth. Then my husband gets in and kicks around to loosen the sheets so he doesn't feel so confined.

Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App

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Why can't people just go when the traffic light turns green? Move people, it's green!

Edited by Montana Gal

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Here's a city-centric one. People on their phones talking or texting at the top of the staircase heading into the subway so they don't lose service and thusly, their connection. So...I have to get around you?? Why must you block the stairs?? Either move away, or call them back when you get to your destination. Sheesh....

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People who feel the need to stop in doorways or other entrance into a room. If they would just enter and move to the side I wouldn't have to keep hurting my elbow with blows to their thick heads. ;-)

And when did people start stopping 10' behind the car in front at traffic lights? Get closer people, other people want to get in line.

And finally - as you approach a light, and you live in a state where you can make a right turn on a red light, don't use the right lane unless you are making a turn or there are a ton of cars in the left lane. I really hate waiting 2-3 minutes because you are an insensitive idiot.

Hmm, this wasn't as therapeutic as I thought it would be, now I'm kind of ticked.

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if the teenagers would just text me when they use the last bit of something I wouldn't have to turn into a raging madwoman when I discover the empty container still in the cupboard or fridge....................

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