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I blow bubbles before i sip through my straw. Because I'm jiggy like that.

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I blow bubbles before i sip through my straw. Because I'm jiggy like that.

I do this all the time. And it makes me giggle. Because I'm childish like that! :D

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I am drinking Twisted Tea from a straw right this very minute. AND eating popcorn. I have no doubt I will burst into flames at any moment so I'm sure this is my last post. It's been nice knowing you all.....

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I'm just having a flashback to Feb 26 last year...

That was the day after my op...

The surgeon comes in and checks me out...

He asks what I had for Breakfast...

I said, "Nothing.."

THE SURGEON goes to the fridge and gets me a chocolate milk...

HE TAKES THE STRAW, breaks the little plastic seal on the milks and just slides the straw right in there...

He then hands the drink to me and says "Nice and slow. Drink it over about half an hour.."

The surgeon gave me a straw...

Straws are good..

The Defense rests, Your Honour...

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I'm just having a flashback to Feb 26 last year...

That was the day after my op...

The surgeon comes in and checks me out...

He asks what I had for Breakfast...

I said, "Nothing.."

THE SURGEON goes to the fridge and gets me a chocolate milk...

HE TAKES THE STRAW, breaks the little plastic seal on the milks and just slides the straw right in there...

He then hands the drink to me and says "Nice and slow. Drink it over about half an hour.."

The surgeon gave me a straw...

Straws are good..

The Defense rests, Your Honour...

Sounds like you described the last date I went on!!! Bahahaha

Sorry @@KindaFamiliar I couldn't resist.

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Straws are good..

I knew there was a reason I liked you!

Well, that and you're all awesome and sh*t.

But mostly that...

Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App

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I blow bubbles before i sip through my straw. Because I'm jiggy like that.

"Bubbles" is a very lucky man. :)

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Sounds like you described the last date I went on!!! Bahahaha

Oh really?

Well, if you've got a free night coming up, I can certainly stock the fridge with some chocolate milk for breakfast...

Sorry @@Andrea72

I couldnt resist..

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@@CHM

I don't care WHY you like me...

As long as you don't stop liking me!!!


@@4MRB4PHOTO

"Bubbles" is a chimp... :mellow:

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@@Andrea72

@@CHM

Ladies,

At this point I'll no longer be taking part in this conversation...

While I have PLENTY to say, I'm afraid that a certain Forum Moderator with a 'lipstick' related nickname would relish the thought of banishing me for my use of inappropriateness...

So with that in mind, I will bid you both good day and withdraw from the discussion...

As always, prayers going "Manah manah - Do doo be-do-do"

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@@KindaFamiliar

Ooh, 'inappropriateness', huh?

Well now I'm intrigued...

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Kinda familiar is fabulous, and Kindle I loved that post!

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