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The Great Arse Face Experiment (Or - Does Haemorrhoid Cream really help with your turkey neck?)



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I just wanted to tell you "kindafamiliar", that you always bring a smile and laugh...I love your posts!!

Congrats on your success with your weight loss so far

I will be following this thread eagerly awaiting the results of your roid experiment!!

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@@ocgirl15

Thanx for the props...

Will you be posting 'arse cream' pics as well?

We can start a whole new website...

recoveringfattiesarsecreamexperiment.com

Or something....

This is a family friendly site ( for the most part) so I won't be posting pics here....better get that new website up and running! LOL!

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Hi @@rydersmama

Nice of you to say so...

Thanx for your kind words...

I hope the ongoing updates and results can provide you with as many smiles and laughs

@@ocgirl15

Family friendly???

Well aren't I in entirely the wrong place!!!!

Maybe I really do need to get that site going... ;)

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Yes how is it going? I'm very interested!

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Good morning you bunch of crazies!!!

Well, it's day one of the "ArseFace Experiment...

I've applied the doot cream this morning...

Unfortunately, I was running late so I've not done any pics...

I'll try to do so this evening...

Again, thank you for your support and interest...

Even if you're all only here for a laugh!!! :D

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@@KindaFamiliar if anyone did try this I highly doubt they would tell you and they better not because I for one want to see you put ass cream on your face.

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@@Elode

I knew you'd chime in eventually...

I knew you'd not be able to resist...

And as always, you're most welcome here...

For now...

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Ooooo I can't wait for your results, if it works even slightly I'll be throwing all my $100 creams in the garbage (that haven't done shit) and run to the nearest drugstore for the $5 roid cream!!

And congrats on the weight loss , either way, keep the beard , I find them sexy !!

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@@KindaFamiliar ... don't you think this is an experiment for which video would be the best medium to document the experimental treatment?

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Hmm...running late, huh @@KindaFamiliar? A likely story. You DO realize that an experiment without photographic evidence isn't going anywhere, don't you? ;)

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It's a true story @

I was running late...

I had a call from home...

You know the type...

Yes, there will be photographic evidence...

Despite having a 'good head for radio', I'll make the sacrifice for the sake of science/entertainment/attention...

Fear not..

Another pic of my gigantic, bulbous head will be in this thread before too long...

Apologies in advance to those who may be eating as they view...

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Remember not to forget the application of the "panty liner" secured to the ears.

Media would consider that piece of the experiment as "crutial.

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