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The Great Arse Face Experiment (Or - Does Haemorrhoid Cream really help with your turkey neck?)



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You look absolutely fantastic! You are lucky you can hide it with a beard. My face was never heavy if nobody saw anything but my face they would not know I was heavy. Anyway I know that hemorrhoid cream will plump up the skin and make wrinkles around the eyes temporarily disappear for a special night. But it is very temporary. I can't see how plumping up your neck would look better. I would think using a salt face cream would work better but it would also be temporary. In time your skin will catch up to your body.

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How the hell did I miss this circus?

Too busy drinking all of those Coke Zeros. Obviously.

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It's been nagging at me for ages KF who you remind me of. I've got it! It's UK comedian Vic Reeves. You're the spit of him. Mmmmmm..............he's very attractive and very funny. Very like you my little Antipodean treasure x

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@@LipstickLady

Imagine the fun you could have had if you'd not missed this week...

Oh well...

Maybe next time AvocadoGirl...

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@@jintycb

Oh stop it with your sweet talk and your funny accent..

"You're making me dizzy..."

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LipstickLady was growing a penis this week....now that's a science experiment!

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I have recommended the use of Rodan and Fields amp roller....I can explain if desired. Don't want to infomercial y'all

Working beyond grief for a better life!

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