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You mean you dont actually blow???

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You mean you dont actually blow???

Is that what I should have been doing???? ;) Ooops, my bad! :phanvan

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I get bored really quickly and my jaw cramps up.

I think that's an issue with the guy's size. I mean, it's not like we can unhinge our lower jaw. Anyone's jaw will cramp if it has to be wide open for a long time. I've often wondered if my technique is ok. I've never had any complaints and my boyfriend always reaches completion that way, so I guess that means I'm doing a good job. I have dated some guys that I just couldn't do it to because they were too large. Sex was uncomfortable with them, too. I'll take average over large any day of the week.

Sorry, didn't mean to hijack the thread.

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I do have a really small jaw. The dentist always has to use the kiddy sized block to prop my mouth open when he's working in there. Too bad I didn't run into any micro-dicks when I was running around without a leash. Now I am on a leash - almost 23 yrs - and I don't have deal with the issue at all. But thanks for the info, enterprise. It has actually made me feel like less of a failure.

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This is an awesome thread!

Green: I tried humming too one time but it was really bad song, so bad that I blocked it out but it was something like "Mary had a little lamb" because I couldn't come up with anything better. However, I have never been told I was bad a BJs. :)

Hmmm...what's interesting that I could add....

Well, if I follow the lines of the previous, I've always wanted to be tied up. Does that count?

Other than that,

I grind the hell out of my teeth at night. SO bad that the dentist wants me to wear a bite guard during the day.

I secretly listen to Christian rock while I'm driving because it helps me not road rage while sitting in traffic. (But it doesn't help that they are already playing Christmas music!)

I love filling out myspace surveys.

Ok, enough of that. I gotta keep some of the goofiness to myself. :)

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I'm scared of mice and spiders, but oh-so-much greater is my fear that one day the two species will cross-breed to form an all powerful race of mice-spiders who will immobilize human beings in giant webs in order to steal cheese.< /p>

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Hey Farmer, you are the only other person I have ever met who has given a hum job. Except mine was a ho hum job. I guess if you are humming Christmas music it would be a ho ho ho hum job. Oh! Very poor joke from Green. I'll shut up now.

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1. I broke my hip when I was nine at camp for the weekend with the girl scouts.

2. The current Mayor of my city was my 3rd grade math teacher.

3. The first time I tried pot, I thought I was dying and called 911.

4. I played Eviliene in the play The Wiz for the summer at a Theater group for talented teens.

5. I could draw, act, and sing and I was accepted in Baltimore School of the Arts, but parents wouldn't let me go

5. I listen to Country Music.

6. I have a debilitating disease that made me a recluse until I found the right physician.

7. I am addicted to Texas hold'em poker

8. I voted republican once.

9. I lost my best friend in 2003 on my birthday to a heart attack caused by her Lupus..

10. From grades 7 through 10 I had 12 surgeries on my right leg which caused me to have school via the telephone.

11. My mom had a brain aneurysm when I was 10 on Christmas Eve, I saved her life.

12. I keep bleach and Water in a spray bottle in my purse to wipe stuff down like carts at Walmart...

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12. I keep bleach and Water in a spray bottle in my purse to wipe stuff down like carts at Walmart...

You know they make wipes just for this purpose? And there is much less rick of stuff in your bag getting ruined. ~Mandy

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I secretly listen to Christian rock while I'm driving because it helps me not road rage while sitting in traffic. (But it doesn't help that they are already playing Christmas music!)

I've started listening to the Carpenters in the car for the same reason! I drive much less aggressively when Karen is singing. Too bad we had to lose her at such an early age, and it was all from some stupid critic who wrote that she was "chubby." I hope that bastard feel guilty.

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I have ruined a lot of clothes using those clorox wipes. I wiped my desk at work down with them, and then rubbed up against my desk.

I have white spots on a lot of my clothes because I hate germs too.

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