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So I have been so excited because I am super close to the elusive Onderland !!!

But my body thinks it's funny!

Case in point....

Saturday- 201

Sunday- 200.5

Monday- 200.3

Tuesday- 200.0

Lol it's really making me sweat it out!

Come on Onderland!

Anyone else sweating it out super close to an elusive weight ??

Edited by Nurse_Lenora

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Measure your weight after going to the bathroom, while fully undressed and wearing no jewelry.

(This isn't a fetish of mine, I just want to see you reach 199.9 lbs or less today. :))

Keep up the great work.

Edited by 4MRB4PHOTO

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Avoid salt and sugar today, drink a ton of Water, and do as @@4MRB4PHOTO recommended. Weigh yourself first thing in the morning, after peeing, and completely naked.

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Omg so close! Congrats in advance! I am 6 lbs away from onederland. Can't wait!

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LOL yes, I have been there!!! Tomorrow is your day!!!!

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Lol I so weigh naked , no jewelry, no glasses ! I even weigh before I shower because I have long hair and don't want to weigh my wet hair! Lol

We shall take a peek when I get home and if not...tomorrow is my day! [emoji108]????

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Erma Bombeck was a satirical newspaper columnist who shared her views on love and living. This was one of her articles:

Diet Totals 758 - Pound Loss

I have dieted continuously for the last 2 decades and lost
a total of 758 pounds. By all calculations, I should be
hanging from a charm Bracelet.< /span>

I have done a lot of kidding around with Weight Watchers,
but it is the only organization in which I ever lost a
great deal of weight. But I fought them. Every Tuesday
morning, a group of us had to " weigh in " before the
lecture. Our ritual was enough to boggle the imagination.
We got together a check list of precautions before we
actually stepped on the scale.

Bathroom? Check. Water pill? Check. Have you removed
underwear, wedding rings, nail polish? Check. Set aside
shoes and earrings? Check. Are you wearing a summer
dress beneath your winter coat? Check.

The first week I stepped on the scale and my instructor
said, " You have gained. " ( Next week, I cut my hair. )

The next week, she said, " You have lost 8 ounces,but
that is not enough. " ( I had the fillings in my teeth
removed. )

The third week, I had dropped a pound, but my instructor
was still not pleased. ( I had my tonsils taken out. )

Finally, she really chewed me out. She accused me of not
sticking to the diet and not taking it seriously. That
hurt.

" I didn't want to tell you, " I said, " but I think I am
pregnant. "

" How far? " she said coldly, clicking her ballpoint pen
to make a notation on my card.

" Possibly 3 days, " I said.

She glowered. " Any other excuses? "

" Would you believe I have a cold and my head is swollen? "

" No. "

" How about I was celebrating the Buzzard's Return to
Hinkley, Ohio and had butter on my popcorn? "

She tapped her pen impatiently on the card and stared at
me silently.

" Lint in the navel? " I offered feebly.

" How about first one to the trough? " she asked dryly.

I learned quickly never to argue with a woman who had the
scales on her side.

I saw my old instructor the other day and she eyed me
carefully and said, " When are you returning to class? "

" As soon as I have my appendix removed, " I said
returning her gaze.

I'm not sure, but I think I heard her moan.

***************************************************************************

Also, clean and trim your fingernails and toenails, pluck your eyebrows, and shave your body.

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I'm very far from Onederland. But I'm looking forward to getting below 274 :) 274 was my lowest weight in recent memory. Once I get below 274 that will be the lightest I've been in at least 4 years.

237 is my next magic number. That's when I'll have lost 50% of my excess fat.

Then my next milestone is Onederland.

I have 17 pounds until my first goal is met! Woo hoo!

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Erma Bombeck was a satirical newspaper columnist who shared her views on love and living. This was one of her articles:

Diet Totals 758 - Pound Loss

I have dieted continuously for the last 2 decades and lost

a total of 758 pounds. By all calculations, I should be

hanging from a charm Bracelet.< /span>

I have done a lot of kidding around with Weight Watchers,

but it is the only organization in which I ever lost a

great deal of weight. But I fought them. Every Tuesday

morning, a group of us had to " weigh in " before the

lecture. Our ritual was enough to boggle the imagination.

We got together a check list of precautions before we

actually stepped on the scale.

Bathroom? Check. Water pill? Check. Have you removed

underwear, wedding rings, nail polish? Check. Set aside

shoes and earrings? Check. Are you wearing a summer

dress beneath your winter coat? Check.

The first week I stepped on the scale and my instructor

said, " You have gained. " ( Next week, I cut my hair. )

The next week, she said, " You have lost 8 ounces,but

that is not enough. " ( I had the fillings in my teeth

removed. )

The third week, I had dropped a pound, but my instructor

was still not pleased. ( I had my tonsils taken out. )

Finally, she really chewed me out. She accused me of not

sticking to the diet and not taking it seriously. That

hurt.

" I didn't want to tell you, " I said, " but I think I am

pregnant. "

" How far? " she said coldly, clicking her ballpoint pen

to make a notation on my card.

" Possibly 3 days, " I said.

She glowered. " Any other excuses? "

" Would you believe I have a cold and my head is swollen? "

" No. "

" How about I was celebrating the Buzzard's Return to

Hinkley, Ohio and had butter on my popcorn? "

She tapped her pen impatiently on the card and stared at

me silently.

" Lint in the navel? " I offered feebly.

" How about first one to the trough? " she asked dryly.

I learned quickly never to argue with a woman who had the

scales on her side.

I saw my old instructor the other day and she eyed me

carefully and said, " When are you returning to class? "

" As soon as I have my appendix removed, " I said

returning her gaze.

I'm not sure, but I think I heard her moan.

***************************************************************************

Also, clean and trim your fingernails and toenails, pluck your eyebrows, and shave your body.

See, another reminder that WW is evil! Lol

I'm very far from Onederland. But I'm looking forward to getting below 274 :) 274 was my lowest weight in recent memory. Once I get below 274 that will be the lightest I've been in at least 4 years.

237 is my next magic number. That's when I'll have lost 50% of my excess fat.

Then my next milestone is Onederland.

I have 17 pounds until my first goal is met! Woo hoo!

17 is nothing! It will be gone before you know it!

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I'm right there with you.....200.5 this morning. I'm just getting off of a three week stall which has made this really frustrating. I had 3 goals within 10 pounds. First 203 which put me at a 34 BMI, then 199.9 for Onderland, and finally 194 for the lowest I've weighed in over 20 years. Of course right when I was getting there I hit the stall. What was really cruel was I hit 203 and then gained 1.5 pounds to start the dreaded stall. I hope to join you either tomorrow or the next day.

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I'm right there with you.....200.5 this morning. I'm just getting off of a three week stall which has made this really frustrating. I had 3 goals within 10 pounds. First 203 which put me at a 34 BMI, then 199.9 for Onderland, and finally 194 for the lowest I've weighed in over 20 years. Of course right when I was getting there I hit the stall. What was really cruel was I hit 203 and then gained 1.5 pounds to start the dreaded stall. I hope to join you either tomorrow or the next day.

You will be there right as I am!! Congrats!!!

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Lol I so weigh naked , no jewelry, no glasses ! I even weigh before I shower because I have long hair and don't want to weigh my wet hair! Lol

We shall take a peek when I get home and if not...tomorrow is my day! ????

I even take off my watch and wedding rings

Lol

It's an extra special bonus if by some miracle I have to have a number 2 (and of course always number 1) first thing in the morning before drinking Water and weighing myself!

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Erma Bombeck was a satirical newspaper columnist who shared her views on love and living. This was one of her articles:

Diet Totals 758 - Pound Loss

I have dieted continuously for the last 2 decades and lost

a total of 758 pounds. By all calculations, I should be

hanging from a charm Bracelet.< /span>

I have done a lot of kidding around with Weight Watchers,

but it is the only organization in which I ever lost a

great deal of weight. But I fought them. Every Tuesday

morning, a group of us had to " weigh in " before the

lecture. Our ritual was enough to boggle the imagination.

We got together a check list of precautions before we

actually stepped on the scale.

Bathroom? Check. Water pill? Check. Have you removed

underwear, wedding rings, nail polish? Check. Set aside

shoes and earrings? Check. Are you wearing a summer

dress beneath your winter coat? Check.

The first week I stepped on the scale and my instructor

said, " You have gained. " ( Next week, I cut my hair. )

The next week, she said, " You have lost 8 ounces,but

that is not enough. " ( I had the fillings in my teeth

removed. )

The third week, I had dropped a pound, but my instructor

was still not pleased. ( I had my tonsils taken out. )

Finally, she really chewed me out. She accused me of not

sticking to the diet and not taking it seriously. That

hurt.

" I didn't want to tell you, " I said, " but I think I am

pregnant. "

" How far? " she said coldly, clicking her ballpoint pen

to make a notation on my card.

" Possibly 3 days, " I said.

She glowered. " Any other excuses? "

" Would you believe I have a cold and my head is swollen? "

" No. "

" How about I was celebrating the Buzzard's Return to

Hinkley, Ohio and had butter on my popcorn? "

She tapped her pen impatiently on the card and stared at

me silently.

" Lint in the navel? " I offered feebly.

" How about first one to the trough? " she asked dryly.

I learned quickly never to argue with a woman who had the

scales on her side.

I saw my old instructor the other day and she eyed me

carefully and said, " When are you returning to class? "

" As soon as I have my appendix removed, " I said

returning her gaze.

I'm not sure, but I think I heard her moan.

***************************************************************************

Also, clean and trim your fingernails and toenails, pluck your eyebrows, and shave your body.

I LOVED this!

????????????????

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You'll get there. But if you're like me, then it will bounce back up over 200 briefly. Now that's frustrating. My advice is the very first day you see 199.9, don't weigh yourself again for another week. And the day that you do, make sure you have not had anything salty the night before and that you have had plenty of Water the day before. That 199-200-199 bounce was enough to drive me mad.

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I'm not quite there yet, but as of yesterday I was at 204.2. I'm hoping for next week maybe. Good luck I hope your onederland day is soon!

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