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Screaming laughing here! Just saw a TV ad for the latest dating site, although I'm not sure how much actual dating is involved:

www.cougarlife.com

"Meet Divorcees, Single Moms and Sexy singles looking for a young Stud! Start searching right now! - It's easy"

BTW, the splash page urges visitors to see the commericial.

It seems neither cougars nor their studs can spell or punctuate.

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Good Lord.

So, I first became aware of the cougar-cub craze a few years back when one of my sons friends was seeing a woman at least twice his age. She bought stuff for him, took him on trips etc. Besides the fact that no man under 40 (except my cute doctor) is allowed to see me nekkid, ever, I guess I am also old fashioned... the idea of purchasing companionship is just too much . Of course maybe now I am too old to be a cougar any way .....Ha!

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What is the age a women must be to be considered a cougar? I guess I shouldn't really worry I never wen't for younger! lol :)

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The sad thing is a lot of men under 30 are more grown up than the middle aged ones going through their mid life crisis.

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Yes. FYI The male equivalent is called a paramour or a kept man Females have many titles: concubine, etc.

Not sure about age differential title for men though... Middle age crisis perhaps?

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I think age 40 is the cougar threshold.

;)

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Plenty of sugar daddy websites out there, dubz. No more stripping to get through college in the Internet age... just find an old, rich guy.

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♫ You don't have to be lonely, at FarmersOnly.com♫

Ha! Now you'll never get that song out of your heads!

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Babbs is evil.

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I think age 40 is the cougar threshold.

;)

YEAH!! I'm a cougar! LOL

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♫ You don't have to be lonely, at FarmersOnly.com♫

Ha! Now you'll never get that song out of your heads!

I have heard stories regarding some farmers and livestock:

Farmer in court: "But your honor, she had the "baaaaaaaaady of an ewe, how was I to know she was only a lamb?".

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But not as bad as CousinsOnly.com

Isn't Farmers Only basically the same thing?

/ Just kidding. No letters, please....

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But not as bad as CousinsOnly.com

Isn't Farmers Only basically the same thing?

/ Just kidding. No letters, please....

No they aren't, in CousinsOnly they could be 2nd cousins.

:)

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Sugar babies. Cougars. There is a butt for every seat. Was talked into dating well below my age preference once...what a waste of time. I don't want to date someone who hasn't had kids and can't remember the Cold War

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