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By 4MRB4PHOTO, in Rants & Raves

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WLSResources/ClothingExch    3,444

WLSResources/ClothingExch
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Don't make me go all crazypants up in here and start spouting off curse words... I know like 5 of them and you'll be amazed and horrified at the spectacle.* :P

I'm a big dog and y'all are just chinchillas... or chinchbugs? or was it Chippewas? No, chihuahuas, right? I am trying to sound like that pottymouth twit that got booted (and is the reason this thread was started). Is it working? I'm not very good at this...

No, you're not very good at this. How can I think you're a wretched indivdual if you have me laughing so hard? Your cuteness overpowers your powers of vituperation. Back to the drawing board with you.

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shrinkingkimber    200

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Dolly wrote it. Dolly sings it better. End of discussion.

Just kidding. I agree, Whitney's version is goose bump worthy. But MAN they overplayed that song when she passed!

But really, Dolly rules. She's my personal hero, and I love her.

I live pretty close to Dolly's hometown and amusement park, so she's an idol around here. I remember the first time I saw the movie The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas and saw Dolly was in it. I was astounded. Lol

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