This is to help us smile through the tough days!

[libertysuzanne 1]

> The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

>

>Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

>

>The girl said, "No!"

>

>And she lived happily every after and went

>

>Shopping,

>

>dancing,

>

>always had a clean house,

>

>never had to cook,

>

>did whatever the hell she wanted,

>

>never argued,

>

>didn't get fat,

>

>travelled more,

>

>had many fantastic lovers,

>

>and only cooked the things she liked to eat,

>

>and always had money.

>

>She went to the theatre,

>

>never watched sports,

>

>never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass,

>

>had high self esteem,

>

>never cried or yelled,

>

>felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants,

>

>and burped, swore, and farted when she felt like it.

[lepez 0]

> The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

>

>Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

>

>The girl said, "No!"

>

>And she lived happily every after and went

>

>Shopping,

>

>dancing,

>

>always had a clean house,

>

>never had to cook,

>

>did whatever the hell she wanted,

>

>never argued,

>

>didn't get fat,

>

>travelled more,

>

>had many fantastic lovers,

>

>and only cooked the things she liked to eat,

>

>and always had money.

>

>She went to the theatre,

>

>never watched sports,

>

>never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass,

>

>had high self esteem,

>

>never cried or yelled,

>

>felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants,

>

>and burped, swore, and farted when she felt like it.

Thanks. I Needed that.

[Boo Boo Kitty 3]

Amen....I needed this too!!