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I also made that bargain "I'll believe in you again if you just let me crap!" Didn't work. Or maybe it did, but I'm more inclined to believe that the overdose of laxatives, suppositories and enemas are what did it.

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I was there earlier this week, I have now done things I never thought I would...... I am also now taking a Fiber tablet everyday. goodluck I'm rooting for ya!!!

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You can mix together equal parts prune juice and OJ and warm it. Drink it and don't leave the house!

Good luck

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I firmly believe God created laxatives :-)

I've found that making sure I get my Water in every day, and lots of walking, goes a long way in keeping things moving. But if in that situation, when all else fails...a big dose on MOM does it for me.

Sorry you're miserable.

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You guys, if going into labor hurts like what I just went through, I'm never having children.

Stomach has been cramping for days and was not able to use the restroom. Finally just gave up and used an enema.

I've never had to put my face in a towel and scream while trying to go.

I have around 80g of Protein a day, take stool softeners, drink lots of Water, and just had a traumatic experience like that. What am I doing wrong?

Smooth Move tea and laxatives give me awful cramps. (Felt like that needed to be added)

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Milk of Magnesia worked wonders for me.....

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You guys, if going into labor hurts like what I just went through, I'm never having children.

Stomach has been cramping for days and was not able to use the restroom. Finally just gave up and used an enema.

I've never had to put my face in a towel and scream while trying to go.

I have around 80g of Protein a day, take stool softeners, drink lots of Water, and just had a traumatic experience like that. What am I doing wrong?

Smooth Move tea and laxatives give me awful cramps. (Felt like that needed to be added)

well, all I can say is you didn't get an epidural first ????

The Water, Miralax every day...milk of magnesia if you need it. And walking....YOU moving a lot keeps your bowels moving too.

Sorry you went through that. I think we all have at some point. It's no fun...

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