I have a secret - I really do have a blog

[Sharon1964 2,530]

Several people have mentioned how much I make them laugh, and I should write a book or a blog or something.

Confession time... I've had a blog, albeit a private one, for years.

http://sharonslife.blogdrive.com/

I went through and removed a couple of things that were a little too explicit for public consumption. The first couple of pages will be familiar to you guys, because you've seen it here. I suggest you go all the way to the beginning (just keep hitting NEXT at the bottom of the page), and read it in the order it was written.

[Dub 9,922]

Oh shyt.......gonna take a peek.

Your wit and sense of humor is golden......I'm sure this is gonna be a fun read.

[Miss Mac 6,262]

I will check it out.

[Sharon1964 2,530]

It goes back 8 years, grab a drink first!

[Dub 9,922]

It goes back 8 years, grab a drink first!

Having to make it a Protein shake as I'm getting ready to go to work soon.

Gotta love shiftwork.

I will say this.....Laughing hard at the interplay between you and your boss and the actual size of his "stack". Great moment.........

[rking 484]

Oh boy! Got me some reading material when I have some down time! Maybe tomorrow on the stationary bike!!!!

[CowgirlJane 14,260]

Can't wait to read it!!!

[Inner Surfer Girl 12,015]

Thanks for the heads up.

[gowalking 10,790]

Thanks for the read Sharon. Your blog reminds me that some folks have it worse than others. You are a strong lady for sure!

[Sharon1964 2,530]

My friend that was at the first ever Florida Birthday Bash reminded me of something that happened back during the divorce days. I had missed it when I redid the blog. Here it is, I'll be adding it to the blog:

A little tale that a friend reminded me of. This happened in 2008, during the divorce debacle.

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I think I went from seriously making someone's day to crushing it in the space of maybe 60 seconds. All unintentional, of course.

Yesterday I was in the parking lot of a large hardware store. I'm on the phone with my ex (who I swear really needs serious meds), who is insisting that he has a right to know who I've been intimate with. Um, no, buddy, you don't have a right to that info. He starts making wild accusations and I started agreeing with him, just because it tortures him.

I'm in this large parking lot, there's some cars around, but I'm parked a bit far away from the doors, and every now and then I look around to make sure no one is near. I see NO ONE.

So I'm agreeing with the ex, remember? I've pretty much lost all patience when I blurt out, "You're right! I was a s*l*u*t when you met me, I was a s*l*u*t when you married me, and I was a s*l*u*t when I left you! You know that I'm a s*l*u*t so get over it!" I hear a cough and I turn to see a guy walking by, with this look on his face that was a mixture of curiosity, interest, and perhaps a little fear.

So I put my hand over the cell phone, and kinda whisper to the guy, "I'm not really a s*l*u*t" and he looks absolutely crestfallen and says "oh", in a very sad way, and he walks on.

Edited January 26, 2016 by Sharon1964

[rking 484]

LOL that is too funny!!!!!!!

[rking 484]

@@Sharon1964 i just gopt through reading your blog. i very much enjoyed it! thank you for sharing!!!!!! i wish you could do your yearly florida trip again... sounds like yall had a blast.

[Sharon1964 2,530]

@@Sharon1964 i just gopt through reading your blog. i very much enjoyed it! thank you for sharing!!!!!! i wish you could do your yearly florida trip again... sounds like yall had a blast.

My plane ticket has already been purchased for this year!

[rking 484]

That is great!!!!!!! Wish I were going with you!!!!!!

[Dub 9,922]

LMAO at post #10

Too dang funny !!!!