retzlpa 98 Posted December 28, 2015 To put it bluntly, my pecker itches! I know why, but I dont know how to stop it. As Ive lost weight, my fuppa has shrunk signifigantly and what used to be a turtle head is now hanging there. Problem is, its rubbing up against my clothes and skin. I thought, ok no problem, I will just sprinkle some monkey butt down there. It didnt work! Soooo....my wife says, put some lotion on it! Bad idea, I had to show my wife what the lotion did and then of course it was very hard (literally) to keep a straight face and lie to tell the kids why we were late for Christmas dinner. So this has had to have happened to someone else? I know I would be grateful (and Bernie too) if someone had a cure. But in the meantime, I will just be late going places! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Marusek 5,244 Posted December 28, 2015 I don't know!!! One of the causes of Erectile Dysfunction (ED) is obesity. Some individuals report that as they lose weight the symptoms of ED are resolved. It is possible that you had some early stages of ED and when you lost the first 50 pounds, your body is returning to normal. I don't know about the itching. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
defibvt 348 Posted December 28, 2015 I think I know the problem.... You inny is now an outy and due to a long time in hiding, it is sensitive to the irritation of your clothes. My solution was to wear more tight fitting boxers. I personally like to use http://www.ufmunderwear.com/underwear-technology.html (this is not an endorsement, but something I have found to be helpful). Any underwear that supports, lifts and protects the 'boys' is helpful. I hope you find 'relief' from your itch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Craig Wildi 68 Posted December 28, 2015 So, this is what I have to look forward to?! HAHA! Sorry for laughing, it is funny. Try wearing Under Armour or similar boxer briefs, they are somewhat more snug, and will keep the twig and two berries in check. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OKCPirate 5,323 Posted December 28, 2015 You are also getting a major hormone dump (it escapes from the fat cells). Enjoy? It's a reality. Not the worse thing being 13 again (at least down there). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
retzlpa 98 Posted December 28, 2015 @@OKCPirate my wife thinks it's funny, so do I but I won't admit that to her! And it is like being 13 again......no control at all! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Craig Wildi 68 Posted December 30, 2015 @OKCPirate Is that true? I hope that happens with me! I am day 3 post surgery, and sex is the furthest thing from my mind today! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OKCPirate 5,323 Posted January 5, 2016 @@defibvt - these look promising. Support and compression... http://www.ufmunderwear.com/mens-boxer-brief-3-9-medical.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
defibvt 348 Posted January 6, 2016 @@OKCPirate I own 5 pairs... They support and well it helps to show off the package and the goods! Just no wobble or bouncing! No chaffing either! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dub 9,922 Posted January 6, 2016 You got dat der cat scratch fever, bro ????? Gold Bond can save the day. Trust & believe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rking 484 Posted January 7, 2016 I'm all about title ix. No way this thread should be for men only. Not that I have an itch, I do not, but damn y'all made me laugh! Thank you for that!!!! Boys and their toys Hahahaha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OKCPirate 5,323 Posted January 8, 2016 Oh I forgot about this stuff, I used it when I was heavier, have not had the issue but it's a liquid powder and worth trying. First one is free. http://ytchannelembed.info/watch/aE4VbGxn3t8#.Vo-8JH1b2JI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
defibvt 348 Posted January 8, 2016 @@OKCPirate LOL that video is too funny!!!! Thanks for sharing! It made my day! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
retzlpa 98 Posted January 9, 2016 Ha ha ha.....I just joined to get a free pair of fresh balls Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sterlind Burke 93 Posted March 1, 2016 Vitamin E Oil works well too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites