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Yes, my doctor has me taking a pre-op quiz to ensure I know what I'm doing, what this consists of, etc. I can't help but to think some questions can go both ways and I should write in my own answer lol.

For instance:

This operation will commit me to periodic physician follow up for the rest of my life.

True or false

OR there's my answer....

"I'm only 25 years old so let's say I live for another 75 years (probably 40 if I DON'T get approved...hint hint) do you REALLY want me coming in for the "rest of my life"?? You're really gonna make me, a 90 yr old lady, come out in the hell time of winter just to make sure I'm still kickin and taking my Vitamins and eating right?? By that time I'll be on 16 pills a day, not including my bariatric Vitamin (which I will be b*itching about cuz I can't swallow or chew them anymore cuz I choke), and yes I'll be eating fine cuz I'll have no teeth and I'll be living off sugar free Jello, mashed potatoes, and broth! So let's just consider this "for the rest of my life" thing for a moment shall we?"

Hahaha seriously though.

No, I didn't write that......cuz there isn't enough room ???? I filled in the true circle. Hey, if they wanna deal with the 90 year old me, so be it ????????

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That's funny. They only made me commit to 5 years. We'll see! :D

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Hell, I'm self pay, if he wants to come to Oklahoma, I'll make time


Hell, I'm self pay, if he wants to come to Oklahoma, I'll make time.


Hell, I'm self pay, if he wants to come to Oklahoma, I'll make time.

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Hell, I'm self pay, if he wants to come to Oklahoma, I'll make time

Hell, I'm self pay, if he wants to come to Oklahoma, I'll make time.

Hell, I'm self pay, if he wants to come to Oklahoma, I'll make time.

I'm in New Zealand I'm sure as hell not traveling that far again to see mine. And if I do it will be to get skin removed. Lol. I'm a self payer.

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Hell, I'm self pay, if he wants to come to Oklahoma, I'll make time

Hell, I'm self pay, if he wants to come to Oklahoma, I'll make time.

Hell, I'm self pay, if he wants to come to Oklahoma, I'll make time.

You can say that again!

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Hell, I'm self pay, if he wants to come to Oklahoma, I'll make time

Hell, I'm self pay, if he wants to come to Oklahoma, I'll make time.

Hell, I'm self pay, if he wants to come to Oklahoma, I'll make time.

You can say that again!

That really made me laugh!!

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Too funny! ????

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Actually, I think he's serious.

And maybe for good reason. Someone as young as you (25) who still thinks they're bulletproof may not appreciate how bad nutrition and no supplements could screw up your young body.

Hard as it is to believe now, you won't always be 25 and bulletproof. :) Everything we do (or don't do) can affect our future health.

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I'm talking about forever lol and I don't think I'm bulletproof. If I did, I wouldn't be in this situation eh?

Annnnnd I took the quiz and filled it out properly and new every single answer for all 40 questions off the top of my head (thanks to this site ❤) ???? so I do realize what this is, what this means, the seriousness, and what this could do to my body (whether at 25....OR 90 ????)

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Hell, I'm self pay, if he wants to come to Oklahoma, I'll make time

Hell, I'm self pay, if he wants to come to Oklahoma, I'll make time.

Hell, I'm self pay, if he wants to come to Oklahoma, I'll make time.

And I will be danged if I know why that happened on my iPhone app, but I agree it is funny. Let's see if I say it again and again.

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