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Guest jules64

Woman, I'm really worried about loosing my boobs too! I have always been well endowed, and cant imagine enduring "fried egg" syndrome. I really wanna get skinny though, so I will have to adjust! Hope your incredible shrinking boobies stop soon!

Jules

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"Undulating Pendulums"

sorry Ms Penni, I WISH mine looked THAT good. Mine look more like a bull's nut sack...

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Zoe: I will play the drums since I already have the boobs that I can bang against the drum heads. LOLLOLOLOL!!!!

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Becky, you're right -- I'm sure a lot of bandster guys are delighted to lose their man-breasts and throw their man-sieres away. (Remember that Seinfeld episode?)

Penni, first, congrats on the big weight loss! Second, thanks for sharing that lovely image with us. . . you are officially recruited as drummer for the Undulating Pendulums. I'm afraid to ask what you'll use on the waa-waa pedal. Maybe Miss Paula can help you out!

Between everyone's responses to my original post and the incredible gassy thread elsewhere on LBT, I've been laughing all day!

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Well, let me just say that the boobage is actually the one place I have NOT lost. This is quite common for me and tends to make me weeble sideways when I'm at my smallest weight. :) However, even though they're the same size, I'm thinking some of those pins from the sardine cans might helpful.. What used to be 38DD have now become 38XL(extra long!):cry

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LOL My Aunt and I were talking on this subject 2 days ago. Mens boobs that is. She said that shed have to draw the line if her hubby ever got so fat that he started to grow tits! I just laughed and was amused. You see my aunt is the same age as me! Her highest weight was around 190 right after she had her last kid. Shes now around 150 so she does have a different POV than me. And man boobs are where the line gets drawn! LOL

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Yeah... the ONLY good part of being overweight was having boobage for me! I am watching with ever increasing concern as they disappear before my eyes! I can't imagine going through surgey again... BUT... if I did... a boob lift and FILL would be at the top of my list. I am also not a big fan of the darling apron that I seem to be cultivating. *sigh* A moment of silence for the loss of perky, rounded upward pointing ta ta's.

Ryan... hope your "fella's" fair better than our "lil ladies". :)

*A toast... May we all walk without knocking anybody else in the head with our sagging, swinging body parts*

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Ryan... hope your "fella's" fair better than our "lil ladies". :)

*A toast... May we all walk without knocking anybody else in the head with our sagging, swinging body parts*

Hahahaha! Well, now that we've been introduced to Ryans' fellas... lol.

And I thought I was bad..

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*A toast... May we all walk without knocking anybody else in the head with our sagging, swinging body parts*

ROTFLMAO.......

my goodness, look at what we have become.... our grandmothers!

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my goodness, look at what we have become.... our grandmothers!

ACK!! BITE YOUR TONGUE!

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ROFLMAO!!! Ya'll are too funny! Personally, I can't wait for my boobs to go. I would love to be so flat I didn't even have to wear a bra! Of course, DH might not like that....

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I dunno about being so flat that I don't have to wear a bra... how about not needing one cuz yer perky? LOL

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