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I have a purple lip?! That isn't very sexy is it? Well, anyways-I went to the local beauty supply store to buy a few items I needed. With money tight lately I deceided to get an at home waxing kit. The selection was overwelming! There were several types of wax and all these different kinds of strips(paper, muslin etc), and What to heat the wax with??? Quite frankly by the time you get everything you need to do it right - you could have just gone and had someone else do it. But of course, you have enough left over to wax forever! When I was just about to say FORGET IT! I noticed this small box. Tweezless, Paperless it reads. I read the box. Sounds simple enough and only costs $4! I take my items to the register, check out and go home. Visions of a beautiful me are going through my head ( wax kit, deep hair conditioner and my favorite stying goo-Noodle Head)are going to transform me!

Later, I shower, exfoliate, shave, condition, and well, I feel great. I open up the wax. It's dark blue! I heat up my wax and carefully apply the blue mess to my lip, carefully following the directions. Brittany was already laughing at her mother with a blue mustache-and then.....I prepared myself to pull it off. "Quick and smooth motion" I say to my self. I grab one end and go for it! I scream! Brit falls off her stool laughing! Steven comes running to see whats wrong and I still have this crap stuck to my lip! My eyes are watering and my great feelings are in the toilet! I tell Brit she is going to have to yank it off for me. Again, I brace myself. She yank! I scream! And a little tiny peice comes off!!! By this time, We are both laughing so hard our face and sides are hurting, our eyes are watering (hers from laughing, mine from PAIN!!) It took several more yanks, screams, and a few sounds that I didn't know I could make before MOST of it came off!~There were still traces of it stuck here and there. My lips was purple, red, and blue!!! Needless to say, my eye brows never got done!

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Just so there are no rumors floating around I was never on this thread.

hang on a minue folks wife is yelling something...."What dear??" "we're out of hot Water??" "thats ok honey I'll be taking a cold shower right now"

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I am beginning to worry about you Greg! :paranoid LOL I bet if someone posted a thread that said,"For women only, or No men allowed" You'd be the first to pop your head in for a quick looksee! :laugh You are soooo silly. :ninja

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Yes He would Lauri! You pegged him good! He obviosly loves hanging around all of us girls. Him and Ryan are like two cocks in a hen house. Cockadoodledoo!

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I think I pay $10 - which still seems like alot. You poor thing! That sounds terrible - but I have to admit. I did laugh at the thought of it! lol

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Whoa! How'd I get in this? Besides, I never read this thread either. Uhhhhh.....well I don't know how I could've posted here if I never came here, but, well that's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Greg! My Brother from another Mother. See what you got us into?

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Leatha-it was awful but I was laughing the whole time-go figure! I'm still laughing! I wanted to slap a big wad of that blue goo into the person at the store's hair that said it was a good product! Is that bad of me? LOL

Greg! How are you feeling? I know you aren't subscribed to this thread and you won't read this-will you?

Oh man! it is hailing here!

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Lauri... your right I didn't see this Phew almost got caught again.

Ryan???? What do you mean What did "I" get us into??? I don't remember draging you here kicking and screaming. lol

Lisa...With all we have been thru you are siding with "them". Heading for the nearest bridge and going to jump. Wait a minute hmmmm if I jump today I'll miss Turkey, stufing and yams. Hell I'll wait till Friday.

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OMmm Greg said a cuss word! Where's Darcy when I need her? Darcy...go get Mom Quick! Mom you need to come woop these boys they're getting out of hand here!

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Sorry, Greg, you can't jump off any bridges until AFTER January 3, 2005! You have to keep track of our Holiday Exercise thread for us - whether you like it or not! LOL Besides, you have to stick around for that new grandbaby!

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