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Bat wings, mud flaps, labia, mons, various forms of animal joints, Kegels, humps, tight lady parts, thrusting and pounding, clitoral stimulation, flabby vagis and shrunken nether regions...

See what happens when I leave you people alone for the weekend!!!

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This topic has me in tears over here! All of y'all are nuts! I definitely lost weight in that area and in my feet. No mud flaps here lol

Edited by mskami77

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Damn right !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Such a magnanimous thread theme.

Considering the male version of this phenomenon.....

I'm looking forward to my fatty layers melting away.

For years it's been like playing golf but spotting your opponent handicap adjustments.

There are inches and inches of torpedo being confined in the silo.

This fat melts down and 'Lil Chubb may go away and Dirk Diggler emerges.

Soon.

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Even more fun stuff to look forward to.

Great thread.

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"Honey, do these mud flaps make my vagina look fat?"

But seriously I asked my husband if my private area looked fat. He said he's only seen mine in person and some on porn and my lips look fat.

Now I have a complex.

I have an ugly vagina.

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Umm there's a plastic surgery procedure for that........I wish I had a little more padding on the ole mons! I'm flat and boney. I'm quite fragile nowadays! I think I'm going to get one of those donuts people with hemorrhoids sit on and cushion myself for " monkey business" times. Just stick it right there in the front! That my friends would be sexxxxxay!!! I almost positive I would never feel the touch of a man again :)

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@@Tssiemer1 Fear not...I've yet to see a "pretty" jina! They all kinda look like a meat sandwich on a hoagie gone wrong. Pick a side....

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Had this discussion with some friends over the weekend, most of the guys said they don't care if they get a "flabby patty" it all does the same job ???????? where's as one described an intimate experience with a larger lady as mounting a moist chewbaca...literally spat my drink all over him ????????????

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Had this discussion with some friends over the weekend, most of the guys said they don't care if they get a "flabby patty" it all does the same job where's as one described an intimate experience with a larger lady as mounting a moist chewbaca...literally spat my drink all over him

LOL!!!

@@Tssiemer1 Fear not...I've yet to see a "pretty" jina! They all kinda look like a meat sandwich on a hoagie gone wrong. Pick a side....

That's just....I don't ....

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What a way this has been to start my working week...

It's 0915, I've been at work for three hours and I've done nought but laugh...

You guys/girls are pretty f****ng outstanding...

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Just going to leave this here....

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Made my night!

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@@mskami77 - I'm with you, this is just too freaking much, but what a ride

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@@WoodenHearts and @@Victoria Mora I gained an entire shoe size when I got pregnant. Was a size 6 shoe and now a 7 and then a 7 wide as the weight increased over the years. I Never went down and I lost 50 lbs in 4 weeks after I delivered my daughter.

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