Burping & Farting

[Vera 7]

bust my gut...no shame, tooo funny Greg

[La_madam 20]

Greg..my mother always told me " you know when you are truly in love when you can fart in front of your partner" I agree with this whole heartedly..thank god I was not single and dating when I got this band!

[hagerteresa 3]

You all crack me up!!! As for myself, I don't find I have anymore or anyless of a problem since banding. I have always been able to let them fly out of either end and can still do so. I try to avoid embarrassing situations but alas... that is not always possible. My hubby will get a kick out of this thread, especially the blowing kisses bit. Teresa

[blossom 2]

Greg!! I've wondered why you haven't been on this thread! I just know you would have a good story, LOL!!!!

[DeLarla 22]

I went to Mexico for a week and was the only one with a band, but everyone else was farting, too. I printed out the fart Facts from the link I posted, and my skinny friend, Jackie, nearly dropped dead from laughing so hard.

[New Hope 37]

So, Greg, do you get any respect in your recruits class now? LOL

[lauri 0]

I was telling my mom about this thread and how I LMAO at it. After telling her about some of the funnies-She told me a story that she hadn't told anyone. She has a chinese pug puppy-about 3months old. Anyways- mom was laying on the couch and the puppy was laying at her feet. Mom ripped a silent but probably DEADLY one and the dog ran up her night gown and sniffed her butt before she could stop it!! I laughed so hard when she told me-Had to share! When I told her I was going to tell yall she said," No, don't someone might know who she is." I reassured her that I would leave out names "to protect the innocent" but we all know that anyone that reads this thread will not do anything but laugh!

[New Hope 37]

Lauri, I really know your Mom!

[Zoe 6]

I thought my incisions were all healed, but my sides are aching after reading Greg's story and Lauri's. That pug puppy probably felt like it was in a department store getting sprayed with the most glorious perfume.

[lapbander081004 7]

Marie,

The men respect me but then doing that was "Marking my territory". The females Well they scream and duck when I turn to face the chalkboard.

[New Hope 37]

I guess you're busted with Santa for Christmas now!

[HarleyNana 10]

With surgery scheduled Dec 6th, I can fartly wait, I mean hardly, LOL.

[lauri 0]

Tootaly excited for you about your upcoming surgery....I mean totally!

[lauri 0]

I think my cpap is blowing air down the wrong way at night! In one end-out the other! I'm getting DH back for all the torture he has forced me to endure!

[hagerteresa 3]

Well, its official. I thought my burping ability might be in jeopardy after my first fill but NOPE. I still can manage to let one out on occassion. I had Beans for lunch yesterday and know air can still come out of my bottom end too. LOL... Teresa