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Just shows how sports illiterate you are, Green. It's Pete Rose, and he's all about the sport of betting.

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So Mark, if you have no teeth, how do you strain the moss as it passes through?

Are you the most popular boy in your dance class?

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Pete Moss? Doesn't he have something to do with sports? Green never watches sports.

I think you mean Pete Bogg.

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So Mark, if you have no teeth, how do you strain the moss as it passes through?

I give it a little pinch between my cheek and gum.

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Mark, as far as I'm concerned, it IS your personality that makes you so lovable!!!

Wasn't it Representative Lindy Boggs?

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Just shows how sports illiterate you are, Green. It's Pete Rose, and he's all about the sport of betting.

Oh, Green is very, very sports illiterate. Why, she has only recently discovered what NASCAR is thanks to this site. She does enjoy opera and experimental films and Howard Stern, however.... It is probably a good thing that she has never been a boy; she would get beat up a lot, eh? :heh:

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Mark, as far as I'm concerned, it IS your personality that makes you so lovable!!!

Wasn't it Representative Lindy Boggs?

I thought Lindy Boggs was a dance that was popular during the 1920s. ?

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As they like to say in Texas, you'd cause them boys ta open up a can o' whip a$$ on you!

You know to me, NASCAR is somewhat like Pro-Wrestling. I don't know why, because they are physically not alike at all. Maybe it has something to do with the rabid fans?

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Noooooo, that's LIMBO and it was popularlized stateside after some jughead made a trip to the Bahamas.

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Noooooo, that's LIMBO and it was popularlized stateside after some jughead made a trip to the Bahamas.

Naw, you can't fool the Green. Limbo is where good folk who haven't met Jesus go when they croak. I learned all about this when I was in nun skule. Everyone who was good and who was born pre-Jesus will be found there. As will a number of those heathen who were outside the reach of the missionaries.

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Naw, you can't fool the Green. Limbo is where good folk who haven't met Jesus go when they croak. I learned all about this when I was in nun skule. Everyone who was good and who was born pre-Jesus will be found there. As will a number of those heathen who were outside the reach of the missionaries.

Those who got the lap band pre-Jesus go to Slimbo. Or, if they "ate around the band" they go to Bandster Hell.

There may be people in Slimbo who used the band as it was supposed to be used and lost just a pound or two a week since pre-Jesus. Can you imagine how thin they'd be by now?

Remember, the band is just a tool.

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Slimbo - a place where I am gonna meet up with all my pet snails. Oooh. Cain't hardly wait. Reminds me of a line of a poem written by some Canuck or other: "muted azygous life

Himself his viscid wife...."

I was introduced to this when I was in high! skule and, as you can see, I have never forgotten it. The poem was a meditation on the life of a snail as I remember it.

I guess we are all involved in acts of high jackery, eh? ;)

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Yes, a tool like the limbo pole is a tool. And just about as hard to master. I mean, how low can you go??? No excuses. Brown hair.< /p>

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