post surgical sexual intimicies

[ragdollx19 1]

I swallowed twice in about a 30 minutes and washed it down with a cold drink and felt fine. HA HA HA! Unless your man cums a gallon at a time I should think you would be okay!

[kaohinani 0]

WOW twice in 30 minutes, your guy has got some stamina. And I thought my guy had some gusto, you go girl....Thanks for the real life tip. Mahalo

[valzie 0]

I dont have the band yet but have heard you cant lay down after eating or drinking anything. So I guess that after the swallow you may have to sit up for awhile?

[faithmd 14]

I've laid down while drinking (propped on pillows) and haven't had a problem.

Average ejaculation is usually only about 5-15 ml (one teaspoon to a tablespoon), so it's lot like you're drinking a gallon and laying down.

[valzie 0]

LOL!!! True!

[faithmd 14]

:Banane16:Now a guy might *think* it's a gallon, but I would never tell him it wasn't :eek:

[valzie 0]

Wait till the guys start reading some of this stuff! LOL

[lizrbit 0]

Oh ma gosh...i cant stop laughin...

a gallon...twice n thirty minutes...wash it down with something cold...bwahahahahahahahhahahaha.

now thats funny.

hey...wait a minute....i just thought of something.. if you dont "like" doing that, you could use your band as an excuse???? :eek:

"oh my dr says i cant let that go there, it will erode the band"

hahahahahahahahha I cant imagine even asking my dr about this one.

[valzie 0]

Hey that is a very good excuse. Sorry honey I can't swallow because your sperm is so powerful that it will erode my band. HAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA!!!

[4RE4ME 1]

Better check with the Dr. girls. You may be restricted from swallowing 30 minutes before and 60 minutes after a meal. :-)

[lizrbit 0]

lmao...man...

[kaohinani 0]

what is imao mean

[kaohinani 0]

Hey ladies, you guys are too funny, my husband reads the threads with me and he finds it hilarious, but twice in 30 minutes he finds unbelievable. He loves all the responses. With all the replys though, I never thought about having to wait 30 minutes before eating or 1 hour after eating. Well guess I should go and have all the fun I can now without all this guessing, mahalo all...

[lizrbit 0]

kaohinani, lmao= Laughing My Arse Off

[LindaSusan 0]

Thanks for posting that question, Kahohinani! That was sooo on my mind but I didnt have the guts to ask my surgeon. I am being banded tomorrow morning. My hubby will love hearing his fav treat is not off limits! lol