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I can relate to this so much, I thought I would share *The Simpsons



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When Homer can't put down the giant moldy sandwich he has been eating over several days that is making him desperately ill. I feel that way sometimes post op, trying to eat delicious foods that are making me sick, saving it for hours, going back to it. Etc. 'oh, I can't stay mad at you!'

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I wonder what you will do six months, nine months, twelve months from now when you CAN eat the whole thing.

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Obviously this isn't to be taken quite that literally, why don't you go judge elsewhere, this was merely a joke

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my purpose of this surgery at the end is to eat all the food I like with much smaller quantity. if any of you could stick to a strict diet for life, none of us would have needed surgery.We all have a disease called food addiction that's why we needed to resort to extreme measures. the only thing keeping me strong these days is that I know at am one week away from a 2 bites in a burger ;)

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Yup!!

Annnd chunkylover is spot-on!!

Yeah, it was a joke in this new fad called *sarcasm.*

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