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The 14 Days of Pre-Op - A Poem



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On the first day of pre-op my diet gave to me...

A promise of a new life sleeved!

On the second day of pre-op my diet gave to me...

Two massive headaches, and

A promise of a new life sleeved!

On the third day of pre-op my diet gave to me...

Three bouts of nausea,

Two massive headaches, and

A promise of a new life sleeved!

...more to come as the diet continues. Still motivated, just wanted to let off a little steam. :-)

If you have any to add, feel free!

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Just wait until after surgery...12 days no pooping...11protein shakes...10 days obsessing...9 days in a STALL! Oh the fun awaits you! ;)

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Four longish naps,

Three bouts of nausea,

Two massive headaches, and

A promise of a new life sleeved!

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Fiiiiiiive Protein shakes!

Four longish naps,

Three bouts of nausea,

Two massive headaches, and

A promise of a new life sleeved!

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Haha, well done so far. Waiting to hear all the verses.

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Six poops a day,

Fiiiiiiive Protein shakes!

Four longish naps,

Three bouts of nausea,

Two massive headaches, and

A promise of a new life sleeved!

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Seven full days left,

Six poops a day,

Fiiiiiiive Protein shakes!

Four longish naps,

Three bouts of nausea,

Two massive headaches, and

A promise of a new life sleeved!

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Eight hundred calories,

Seven full days left,

Six poops a day,

Fiiiiiiive Protein shakes!

Four longish naps,

Three bouts of nausea,

Two massive headaches, and

A promise of a new life sleeved!

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Nine stalks of celery,

Eight hundred calories,

Seven full days left,

Six poops a day,

Fiiiiiiive Protein shakes!

Four longish naps,

Three bouts of nausea,

Two massive headaches, and

A promise of a new life sleeved!

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