The 14 Days of Pre-Op - A Poem

[greatestnameever 49]

On the first day of pre-op my diet gave to me...

A promise of a new life sleeved!

On the second day of pre-op my diet gave to me...

Two massive headaches, and

A promise of a new life sleeved!

On the third day of pre-op my diet gave to me...

Three bouts of nausea,

Two massive headaches, and

A promise of a new life sleeved!

...more to come as the diet continues. Still motivated, just wanted to let off a little steam. :-)

If you have any to add, feel free!

[Teachamy 1,042]

Just wait until after surgery...12 days no pooping...11protein shakes...10 days obsessing...9 days in a STALL! Oh the fun awaits you!

[Elode 8,093]

[greatestnameever 49]

Four longish naps,

Three bouts of nausea,

Two massive headaches, and

A promise of a new life sleeved!

[greatestnameever 49]

Fiiiiiiive Protein shakes!

Four longish naps,

Three bouts of nausea,

Two massive headaches, and

A promise of a new life sleeved!

[Eli Alexander 316]

Haha, well done so far. Waiting to hear all the verses.

[CountryGirl5584 115]

Lol I look forward to reading this every night!

[greatestnameever 49]

Six poops a day,

Fiiiiiiive Protein shakes!

Four longish naps,

Three bouts of nausea,

Two massive headaches, and

A promise of a new life sleeved!

[greatestnameever 49]

Seven full days left,

Six poops a day,

Fiiiiiiive Protein shakes!

Four longish naps,

Three bouts of nausea,

Two massive headaches, and

A promise of a new life sleeved!

[greatestnameever 49]

Eight hundred calories,

Seven full days left,

Six poops a day,

Fiiiiiiive Protein shakes!

Four longish naps,

Three bouts of nausea,

Two massive headaches, and

A promise of a new life sleeved!

[greatestnameever 49]

Nine stalks of celery,

Eight hundred calories,

Seven full days left,

Six poops a day,

Fiiiiiiive Protein shakes!

Four longish naps,

Three bouts of nausea,

Two massive headaches, and

A promise of a new life sleeved!