RedSalamander 148 Posted January 4, 2015 Who doesn't love delicious Protein shakes? From the cloyingly sweet taste to the fart-o-riffic aroma, there's something for everyone in these babies! You can choose your flavor--butt with chocolate, butt with vanilla, or butt with strawberry! OR splash in some sugar-free Torani Syrup and kick it up a notch for butt with chocolate AND English toffee! But yeah, I've made it through 3 days of my pre-op diet. Ten more to go before I'm sleeved and then I get to have... MORE DELICIOUS Protein SHAKES!!! WOOHOO!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mdlange 50 Posted January 4, 2015 Ha! Hang in there! I start my protein-shake-a-palooza Jan 19! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperDave 1,115 Posted January 4, 2015 HAHAHA! Butt with chocolate! That truly made me laugh! The sad thing is, I felt exactly the same way during my pre-op diet. Now, 2 months post-op, when I'm hungry I just automatically grab a Protein shake. Eventually you just get used to it, or at least you figure out that you would rather have anything else than another 2 ounces of tuna! Thanks for the laugh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedSalamander 148 Posted January 4, 2015 You could mix the tuna WITH your Protein Shake for an extra kick and an intriguing butt-fish aroma... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperDave 1,115 Posted January 4, 2015 You could mix the tuna WITH your Protein shake for an extra kick and an intriguing butt-fish aroma... Actually, people do blend tuna during the pureed food stage, for something that closely resembles a butt-fish-protein-shake! Just go ahead and enjoy that thought for a moment! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Countrygrrl 450 Posted January 4, 2015 Actually, people do blend tuna during the pureed food stage, for something that closely resembles a butt-fish-protein-shake! Just go ahead and enjoy that thought for a moment! Ok that made me want to gag!! Like hells version of moms tuna fish surprise Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike4132 256 Posted January 4, 2015 I didn't notice it before but I probably will now........can't wait for my butt shake this morning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedSalamander 148 Posted January 4, 2015 Mmm...tuna-vanilla-butt or tuna-strawberry-butt? YUM1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stevehud 1,790 Posted January 4, 2015 I do a lot of video taste tests on my blog if you're having a hard time finding a shake mix you can tolerate. I recommend the fruit flavors in the Syntrax Nectars line. Flavors like fuzzy navel, pink grapefruit, ( not strawberry kiwi) caribbean cooler, apple, Twisted cherry all with Water ( I use smart Water or you can use diet caffeine free iced tea) are excellent when you get tired of the chocolate vanilla etc. personally I blend 1 and a half scoops of the Cappuccino in the morning with 5 oz of 1% or skim milk for a coffee memory lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedSalamander 148 Posted January 4, 2015 Yeah, I was thinking of trying the syntax nectar for post-op since everyone seems to tolerate it better than the thick shakes then. I'm fortunate in that my doc doesn't disallow coffee! Thank GOD. I love my java fix. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pac-woman 325 Posted January 4, 2015 Omg, you are my twin! The sarcasm on these shakes have been rolling left and right in my house. What's for dinner? Um, let's see...powder or powder? You know...i think i will have some powder instead. 7th day today on pre_op and i woke up with a shake strike. I need to find Protein Water for a change. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedSalamander 148 Posted January 4, 2015 I can have 2 pieces of fruit, and I had an apple yesterday. You have never seen an apple core decimated like that. I nibbled off every last piece of edible fruit, I swear. Like a crazed fruit maniac. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedSalamander 148 Posted January 17, 2015 And now here I am on the other side, and I am SO HAPPY to be able to get in some nutrition through those shakes. Ha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz55 8 Posted January 26, 2015 You are too nice. I bought non flavored Protein Powder and it is ass non flavored. It will get better I keep saying . Thanks for the laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
