Has anyone taken up Bycyling?

[TexasFire 84]

I was going to say the ass is not far from the snatch but I was trying to not say snatch.

I think my new favorite saying is "Putting the P in the Va-G"

<TexasFire67...just shaking head...> LOL

[TexasFire 84]

They are so going to kick us off this board.

I keep waiting to be asked why I'm not "fixing" you folks! But I figure as long as the thread is self-contained and no one is complaining...have at it! Besides, this thread is so good for giving me belly-chuckles and scaring the hell out of my dogs when I do it, breaking the silence in the house!

[babygrl1234 6]

I think people just see the spelling of the thread title and think we must be kinda dumb.

[TexasFire 84]

HA! Maybe so. But whatever it is that attracts folks to this thread, it works. We are all a crazy bunch who fit pretty well. I see a lot of folks getting offended on this board now. They obviously haven't seen this thread or they would have freakin' IMPLODED from reading it! Some people are offended if you say "shit" on here, some aren't offended when discussing sodomy, accidental or otherwise! LOL Thank goodness this is a crazy, varied world where everyone is different...it would be so boring if it weren't. I love it here! (On this thread, that is!)

[babygrl1234 6]

I just don't get why people get their panties all in a bunch. If you don't like it, ignore it. Not that difficult to do.

[TexasFire 84]

I agree with you 1000%!!! More than you know. I don't get my panties in a wad over much in this world...much less someone saying "shit". Good grief. But other people DO get offended, and I respect that. I don't understand it...but I respect it. I was in retail executive management for too long to not know how to play the PC game. I'm not PC, but I can "play" PC. People just want to know they've been heard, is all.

I like it here because you can say whatever you want and no one gets offended because we are ALL non-PC...kind of how I like to live my REAL life....as a sarcastic, non-pc, body-building, bycyling bitch who's really a softie who loves everybody as long as they USE THEIR BRAINS and are not WHINERS. (My two pet-peaves)

[mbsbike2002 0]

I had to re read your stuff J because I thought you were refering to that too hehe.

Great minds think alike...

I feel left out - nobody ever asked if I want to moderate...

Not that I would have been good at it - could never reign in a thread like this, and to anyone who complained, my response would likely be "Quit yer bitchin...."

B

[mbsbike2002 0]

B,

You dirty ol' coot. And that's right on the lack of history, but it's completely wrong on the willingness to give it a shot.

There, TMI from me too. BG has corrupted me.

Oo La la....

B

[mbsbike2002 0]

Mmmm. Sugar. With no room service, I thought the best bet for things that would go down (ha, he said "go down") were the dove bars in the freezer at the front desk. three of them. Was higher than a kite. Might be why I didn't sleep...

B

[babygrl1234 6]

I hate you and your Dove bars.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaagh I want some sugar.

[mbsbike2002 0]

I got your sugar right here....

Smooches.

B

[babygrl1234 6]

I have been pigging out all day just to keep myself off the crack.

[OH Juli 15]

Some people are offended if you say "shit" on here, some aren't offended when discussing sodomy, accidental or otherwise!

That made me laugh too hard!

The Accidental Sodomite, could be a movie.

Talking PC, there was a time, when I was the cook at the vegetarian restaurant when I was uber PC. I call it my humorless lesbian phase. Man o man, we could turn anything into a PC slur. Many of the young tattooed and pierced people working with me were college teaching assistants...the conversations were priceless. Oh and there were the stoners too. I could write a book.

What a mess.

:thumbup:

[babygrl1234 6]

You're a Lesbian?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Turler 6]

Seriously...You have all the fun around here when I'm working! wah wah wah...

I'm glad we won't get in trouble for saying ass and snatch!

BG --Accidental sodomy? That's not usually an accident! lol Ooops, I accidentally lost my remote in my ass when I sat down on the couch! harharhar

This is killin' me I'm laughing so hard reading all these posts today!