Has anyone taken up Bycyling?

[TexasFire 84]

J - OMG! That's GREAT! And you got her bod before I did! I swear if I swung that way, I would SO do her! LOL

[Turler 6]

J: You are one HOT MAMMA!! Smokin'!!!!

Check this out...this is our news for today:

Man caught having sex with his picnic table!

WTOL.com, Toledo's News Leader, News 11 | Bellevue man facing charges for having sex with a table

[Suzzzie. 3]

OMG C - I heard about that on the radio today!!!

Stef (of TX, Whatev...) - Thanks for liking my eyes. They are my fave part of me. Lol. Like I said - thats the only part of me thats not fat! Hahaa

[TexasFire 84]

C! That is CRAZY! What a whacked out world we live in, huh? And "ewww" for the poor soul who got the video! But I know it was necessary.

[Turler 6]

LOL...sick huh? The neighbor got the 'act' on tape. This guy is married with children for God's sakes! I mean really...nude, doing the hole in the table for the umbrella! C'mon!

[Suzzzie. 3]

Too bad he didn't cut his dick off on a jagged edge or get an infection or something. Lol. Oh well... I just feel sorry for his table...

[OH Juli 15]

Welcome to Ohio and the pervs who will screw a table...sick, sick, sick.

ZZ, you've got those killers eyes, and cheekbones! Blah, blah, blah insert cute fat girl comments you've heard a million times here, but you're quickly becoming hottie girl with out mention of fat...You'll be kissing the boys and makin' em cry just as soon as you please.

Being the lemming that I am, I've put my pics on here too. BG, I put the one of us at the pool on there, hope you don't mind, if so, holler and I'll take it off.

XO.

[OH Juli 15]

J - OMG! That's GREAT! And you got her bod before I did! I swear if I swung that way, I would SO do her! LOL

I wish I could could cut and paste a body like that! Oh, wait I will with plastic surgery...

Okay, I'll be cutting away the skin so you can see the buff muscles I've been working on!

You know, I swing that way and I actually find her a little intimidating, frankly. I mean she looks like a game of slap and tickle with her would really, really hurt.

[TexasFire 84]

Cut and paste...yes, you will...but you are hot already! You've come so far. I love your pics...especially with the new haircut! You are very photogenic, lucky girl. The one of you and BG is my fave!

Hmmm...I don't think she's intimidating at all!!! It might not be too bad to hurt like that! LOL That kind of slap and tickle is okay by me!!! :thumbup:

I'm just saying...

(Yes, I have SO made your little saying my bitch! I hope you don't mind!)

[TexasFire 84]

I found the page on the ROAD ID website with the one- and two-liners:

https://www.roadid.com/common/sample_oneliners.aspx?GoBackURL=https%3a%2f%2fwww.roadid.com%2fcommon%2fSampleText.aspx%3fGoBackURL%3dhttps%253a%252f%252fwww.roadid.com%252fcommon%252flearnmore_ankle.aspx%253fGoBackURL%253dhttps%25253a%25252f%25252fwww.roadid.com%25252fcommon%25252fid.aspx%25253fhash%25253dankle

[babygrl1234 6]

J, You need a little more bronzer on your face....

[Suzzzie. 3]

I found the page on the ROAD ID website with the one- and two-liners:

https://www.roadid.com/common/sample_oneliners.aspx?GoBackURL=https%3a%2f%2fwww.roadid.com%2fcommon%2fSampleText.aspx%3fGoBackURL%3dhttps%253a%252f%252fwww.roadid.com%252fcommon%252flearnmore_ankle.aspx%253fGoBackURL%253dhttps%25253a%25252f%25252fwww.roadid.com%25252fcommon%25252fid.aspx%25253fhash%25253dankle

It;s about damn time! Lol.

[OH Juli 15]

J, You need a little more bronzer on your face....

Maybe I should just go tanning...

Hehehe,

TX, thanks for the sweet words.

[babygrl1234 6]

I heart tanning.

[babygrl1234 6]

Big sexy finally gets a real ride!!!!!

Got my first 10 miler in!!!!!!!!!!!! Fricken finally, eh? I learned a couple important lessons.

1. Always wear your cycling shorts. Even if it is a short ride. Especailly when you have not riden the bike more than 3 miles at a time.

2. It is much easier to unclip and turn around on the small path than to try to not unclip and turn around on the grass. You might get stuck in wet grass and unclipping while panicing is much more difficult than a planned unclip.

3. If it is sunny and 45 the windchill at a constant 13 mph makes it a tad chilly. Don't forget your gloves.

4. If you go out with a headache chances are it will not get any better. But at least you are enjoying yourself.

So the new bike is going to take a bit of getting used to. I love it but it is so much different than the mountain bike. I am locking my elbows again which is not a good thing. I need to get used to the more aggressive hunched over position as opposed to being more upright. I also have to learn to be less of a candy ass. The park I ride at has a lot of very short, steep hills with blind turns at the bottom. I finally got to the point that I would go all out on the mountain bike....yeah not so much now. I am just so freaked I am going to skid trying to turn on those small tires. But I am sure it will get better. I got up to about 21mph on the bottom of one of the hills which was not too bad.

All in all I am so psyched that I got out there.