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Heavy WHIPPING cream you assholes. I am going to heavy whip all of you.

And it does not give you little hard turds it gives you gigantor huge painful I need an enema turds.

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Oh shit that last one just about did me in BG.....hope you aren't crabby....then DH will be crabby...and that would suck...LOL....DID YOU SAY YOU SHIT OUT A SOFTBALL???? THAT IS FUCKING HUGE...IS YOUR TOILET OK??

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Oh, crying in the bathroom sucks

Cry all you want. I'd be crying too with lice in my hair and giantly huge hard turds causing me greif.

I have to say it's been longer than I remember since I've been called an asshole. Kind of made me giggle.

Be kind to your toilet.

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Well the good thing is that I won't have to poop for like 4 days now.

I figured I could call you guys assholes and you would know it was nothing but love.

The lice are dead and now all I have left to do is another head treatment in 9 days. It took about 1 hour for Korrine's head and 2 for mine. Ugh. I really almost cut my hair.< /p>

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D...good weight loss....

bg...head lice sucks...we have had it once here too...and with 4 kids and 2 adults well it sucked.

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Jc.....I was looking at your starting weight at 350, and you are at 215....WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO

You have soo much to be proud of, and can you believe you drove all this way to see us???

Wow

You are awesome...Keep up the excellent work

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good evening B.....

I am off here for the night...have to get up early to finish packing and get on my way..

enjoy your weekends everyone

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