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Yes...that is all.

No really, these noises in the middle of class. My professor was actually glaring at me today it was so loud.

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Maybe a bit more protein... and sit in the back! LOL

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ROFL sorry but you cracked me up.

i think we need a "Humor" section in the forums :)

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Haaaaaaaaahahaha. My stomach is SO LOUD.

BEFORE I eat. WHile I drink something. AFTER I eat or drink. Noise noise noise. It's pretty funny after awhile.

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Here it is like a dinosaur fight in my gut.

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I find it entertaining just listening to the noises my tummy makes :)

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The best ... is when you are leaning in to kiss your sig other, and you greet them with a velociraptor noise

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LOL my stomach sounds like Mt Vesuvius every two hours, I'm like what the heck is popping off in there I know my co-workers hear it, but they don't say anything, LOL!

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Too funny!! Mine is really loud too..especially after eating. Sometimes only I can hear it. Sometimes I think "maybe it's not that loud" and I look at hubby & he is desperately trying to supress a smile! He can't, however, resist laughing when the hiccups start at the end of a meal-the new normal LOL

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Mine is like that the first time I drink something in the morning.

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My hubby will probably react similarly after I have my surgery - 12/8 (if not sooner, hopefully). He's a natural comic and our life contains lots of comic relief :lol:

Too funny!! Mine is really loud too..especially after eating. Sometimes only I can hear it. Sometimes I think "maybe it's not that loud" and I look at hubby & he is desperately trying to supress a smile! He can't, however, resist laughing when the hiccups start at the end of a meal-the new normal LOL

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Right after lunch she usually gets going. ONe time I was having a conversation and my stomach was LOUD like it was trying to join in. Coworker was trying hard not to laugh.

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My hubby will probably react similarly after I have my surgery - 12/8 (if not sooner, hopefully). He's a natural comic and our life contains lots of comic relief :lol:

yeah, my hubby is joking me now because I east every 2 hours. He says that I really didn't have the surgery. But when you are only eatng 2 tblsps per meal you can do that. And guess what hun, I am going to eat in another 2 hours, lol.I am always burping and have the hiccups too.

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Around 3 am this morning, my tummy was having a good time. I choose not to engage in the conversation and turned over.

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