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I wonder how many people,gain weight to pass their 40 bmi if they are only a pound shy?

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Haha that would be my luck.

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Too funny

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That's hysterical that you did this.

Most ingenious to think of something like that.

I hope that everything goes great for you and congratulations on making this life changing decision.

You will feel so much better physically and mentally by doing this surgery.

Best of luck and good wishes for success.

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Congratulations! I started with a 41-42 BMI and I fretted I wouldn't make it either!

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By any means.......but that was funny

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Best of luck with your journey.

Trying not to be a buzzkill, but you may want to think twice about posting something like this on the internet. It would suck big time for your insurance company to find your post and come after you for fraud.

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LOL. Too Funny. But after you have done everything and worked hard to get an approval. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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haha it's okay I didn't use my real name on here. Plus I really doubt my insurance is watching my internet posts like 007 or I would never pass the psych clearance!! Seriously. Hahaha my insurance sues me later: sorry but you weren't fat enough!! Needed 7 more pounds of blubber mamn.

Anyway, I gained some weight now because I got over the flu, and I'm almost fat enough anyway. I am big enough that my lumber spine is herniating out and can barely walk, I'd say that qualifies me.

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