Read me.

[sunnkistme 76]

She danced and danced until she encountered a huge, huge, HUGE crack in the sidewalk

[built2livenotexist 119]

Looked down and saw a beetle wearing a tuxedo and top hat

[Jacqbult 112]

Dancing the Irish Jig

[bellabill 253]

she was delighted to see the beetle and asked what his name was

[shelby77 24]

He said his name was Bennie, the most famous dancing beetle in the land

[LilMissDiva Irene 3,282]

then he fell over and an alien came out of his stomach!

[Eclectick 129]

That looked like President Obama

[bellabill 253]

But was all an illusion all because Bennie had powers to

[jjinWA 511]

Issue executive orders just like our president

[LilMissDiva Irene 3,282]

but no one likes political talk so

[Packerfan61964 293]

but she loved food more than him.

[Algae 67]

Bennie and X decided to go to Vegas and start their own show on the strip

[sunnkistme 76]

She started a go fund me account so she could really make it on the strip

[Krystal0528 118]

But lost the fund money and went broke in the casino...

[tomdelo 120]

He started selling Water for a dollar.