Read me.

[kvlasy 195]

But she found instead

[pink dahlia 2,513]

candy Land !

[trvlgrl 50]

She thought about her journey

[Jersrose43 837]

And that derailment was unacceptable

[Bandista 7,466]

She looked down at the purple and teal laces in her running shoes and decided then and there that

[Jersrose43 837]

She loved to excercise now

[Algae 67]

So she ran and whistled

[Yasman 195]

and twirled herself dizzy

[LilMissDiva Irene 3,282]

until she productively burped all over

[motherof5 364]

And fell down to her knees..

[Eclectick 129]

Figured she would pray while she was down there...

[Jersrose43 837]

And thank the surgeon who helped get her here

[bellabill 253]

She got up again and started skipping along to find

[Algae 67]

a Richard Simmons Sweatin' to the Oldies VHS

[tomdelo 120]

And boogied down to the beat ...