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God I miss my rice !

I had sashimi for dinner tonite and I forgot to tell him to hold the pint of rice.

Well there it is the first rice since 6/24 sleeve. Oh wow. I had the sashimi

Bliss is defined as 4 ounces of tuna or salmon. Raw. Just a touch of soy.

And then there is the rice. So do I have room ? No

Am I gonna make some and be uncomfortable. Um nooooo right?

And so I had exactly 3 grains

Didn't taste right. Let me see if I am wrong. 7 more grains.

Oh boy where am I going ? What am I doing? I must stop. I must. 10 more grains on the chopstick!

Ach. I will stop! I know!

Wasabi is my friend!

Lots and lots and lots of wasabi met rice today. And got mixed and mixed and mixed.

The rice is now green

Well see I told you it tasted funny

And now it's downright unedible.

Head hunger controlled and back In the damn box

Rose 1, rice .5, brain 0!!!

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Woo hoo...you outsmarted yourself! I like it.

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fun-ny!

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