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One of the campus police at the college where I work stopped in my office this morning to chat. He mentioned that someone had turned in a bag containing a "suspicious" white substance, found in the hall outside my office. I reached into my drawer, pulled out a bag of white powder and said, "Did it look like this one?" His shocked look answered my question. "It's just my Protein Powder, I swear! I mix unflavored Protein powder, that I bring in a plastic sandwich bag, with greek yogurt every morning and I lost the one from yesterday. It must have fallen out of my purse as I was digging for my office keys. I never thought about my little bags of white powder looking suspicious to others. I may have to rethink my protein powder transportation method. Imagine one of those bags falling from my purse if I'm pulled over and have to dig for my license! "It's just my protein powder, officer, I swear!" :o

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Protein powder, officer, I swear!" :o

@@katonaboat

that is funny :lol:

sadly,. this day and age, everything out of the norm has to be questioned :(

i'm sure you know that too (thats why you posted this as being funny :) )

did they throw the book at you by telling you that you MUST drink Protein drinks for the next year? :lol:

Oh no :o

that is a punishment worse than death :lol: :lol:

kathy

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LOL. You almost caused a campus-wide lockdown, girl! :)

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Also, It might just make sense to keep a container of unflavored Protein Powder in a drawer in your office and just call it a day!!

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Maybe you should label them from now on lol.

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I'm going to tuck that one in my pocket for the next time I want a day off! LOL...oopsy!!!

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Lmao!!! Great cautionary tale, I'll keep this in mind.

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I have a friend who uses the little containers you put servings of baby formula powder into. I think it holds 3 servings...

Your way sounds a lot more fun but this suggestion may keep you from getting detained by the police if you get pulled over... LOL

Good Luck!

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That is just too funny! Thanks for sharing!

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Made my day! Did you offer him a toot? LOL

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