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Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.

Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.'

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement.

Hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside and asked him,

'Is that really true about your father?'

'No,' said David,

'He plays for Dundee but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'

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Mrs D, I was going to ask who or what Dundee is, but after noticing the UK post, I'm going to guess that Dundee is a football team. Yes??? (That would be a soccer team to anyone in the US...LOL)

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