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As part of my husbands bachelor party he had to "do it" with a blow up doll. All good fun right? Well, those stupid guys filled the hole with icy hot and ground chili pepper. Needless to say, he got burned and had an infection of the urinary tract. Can you imagine how enjoyable my honeymoon was?

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Well, those stupid guys filled the hole with icy hot and ground chili pepper.

YIKES:omg: I had a pulled muscle in my thigh once and put icy hot on to help with the pain, and went to bed.I have slept in the raw since i was in my teens,well family jewels came in contact with the icy hot and it was not enjoyable!

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princess- wow... I'd be pissed too.. That's funny but really messed up..and dangerous.

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*bumps*

I just found this thread in one of the "related posts" links from something completely different, and I must say, this thread needs continuing!! :)

My preferences? I'll take quality over quantity any day but when you get both at once, whoohoo baby!!!

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From my experiences...it doesn't matter the size of the hand, the shoe, the nose, or whatever else cause 9 times out of 10 the guy is definatley not packing...or its the other way around and you wouldn't think they had a big penis and SURPRISE SURPRISE lol needless to say the surprise is better than disappointment :) I can't help but wonder when guys walk by haha I know that sounds wierd but my head is constantly in the gutter when it comes to the opposite sex...what can I say I am fiend.

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I wouldn't go that far to say that we don't care about the size of a man's penis. LOL BUT the spam adds do seem to be annoying.

(Always look for the really skinny guys, they're always packin') *wink

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I've always thought bigger was better of course, but came to realize last year that there is such a thing as TOO big. I was with a guy who was 6'5..half native..so I figured he would be decent. I actually paused and just stared with shock when I saw it. Hope this isn't too descriptive...But this guy was easily the thickness of a coke can..maybe more...and insanely long..No matter how hard we tired we couldn't have sex lol. Needless to say that relationship didn't last long...

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I totally understand that one..my new man sent me a pix message last night and I was like ummm...welll that's can either be really good or go terribly wrong haha!! he's 6'5 and part native haha how wierd is that!

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