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My husband is going away for a little more than 3 weeks this summer, and all you guys are doing is making me thing about how much I'm going to miss it... err... him...

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"adult novelties" are illegal in Alabama.. they recently passed it's illegal to ship them (via ordering online) to Alabama :lol:

Too obsessed with making sure the man's happy, to hell with the woman!

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"adult novelties" are illegal in Alabama.. they recently passed it's illegal to ship them (via ordering online) to Alabama :lol:

Too obsessed with making sure the man's happy, to hell with the woman!

I'll ship them to you! Pick out what you want and we'll work something out. i would hate to have anyone go "without."

DH was in Alabama about two years ago at the new Hyundai plant for about 6 months. I came to visit twice and we found two "lingerie" stores that sold "gag gifts." They were some of the most fully stocked adult stores I've ever been in.

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That's what I would love to see, A Lap band Lingerie fashion show!

I'll ship them to you! Pick out what you want and we'll work something out. i would hate to have anyone go "without."

DH was in Alabama about two years ago at the new Hyundai plant for about 6 months. I came to visit twice and we found two "lingerie" stores that sold "gag gifts." They were some of the most fully stocked adult stores I've ever been in.

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"adult novelties" are illegal in Alabama.. they recently passed it's illegal to ship them (via ordering online) to Alabama :)

Too obsessed with making sure the man's happy, to hell with the woman!

Wow! Maybe if they disguised as little NASCAR collectibles.....:lol:

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LOL! I won't be delicate :heh:

The largest guy I had was about 11 inches long and you couldn't get your hand around it. He was the second worst lover I ever had. :faint: The worst one was a man who was 6'9" or 6'10" tall, he wore size 22 shoes, he had hands that could easily palm a basketball with nice long, thick fingers. His nose was a nice big, aqualine nose. I thought I'd be in heaven...:clap2:

Well, I remember once saying "Is it in yet?":( as he was grunting in the midst of his "O" I guess it was...oops! :) That relationship didn't last much longer...:bored

LOL I have been a bad, bad grrl and I can say that size ain't everything. It sure does take a lot of creativity to use that tool effectively.:phanvan But certainly width does count for more than length since afterall there isn't a woman alive whose vagina extends right up to her navel or beyond!:lol:

And to be fair, I have been told by men that there is quite a bit of difference between us women, too. Some men have told me that they have had encounters with women where they felt like they were astronauts. You know,"....space, the final frontier...." :welldone:

One of the good things about the bigger dudes is that they are not going to get all neurotic about size on you. As for the teeny weenies, well, there is alway oral gynecology; they can practice doing push-ups with their tongues.:heh:

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faith- Yeah for a while we had one (one is across the street from where I work) in town, they called them 'adult novelties'.. sex toys were illegal. Now they've banned adult novelties.. so you can't disguise it. Your best option is to get a 'massager' from wal-mart.. ehhh. I might take you up on that offer when it's time for me to get new ones! The websites say they won't ship to AL anymore. It's really frustrating and I'm not making a drive to another state just for that.

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But certainly width does count for more than length since afterall there isn't a woman alive whose vagina extends right up to her navel or beyond!:)

No kidding! And us little short girls are "short" everywhere....you'd think that would be a no-brainer, but I guess not.

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I would never stick a vegetable in the wrong hole LOL!! Don't you remember the horror stories when you were a kid? The girl with the hot dog that broke off, etc.

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Letterman said the other night that Pillsbury has decided to promote their new quick rising yeast rolls by making their Dough Boy anatomically correct.

Seemed like the proper place to post this.

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Laura

If she (faith( shipped something to you from another state, they would have no way of knowing what's in the box! She could use a shoe box, or whatever size "box" you needed, filled with your goodies. What's that saying

"Girls just like to have fuuunnn"

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