Large Penis Posts

[Carlene 12]

I am not sure about feet and hands, But I can say that the more I loose, the longer it gets!

Our congrats to Mrs Yo. :clap2:

[faithmd 14]

It's 30lbs for one inch in length (supposedly), but I'm not completely convinced.

From my, uhhhhh, "experience" I can fairly definitively say there is not consistent correlation to fatness of the fingers or width of the feet having any positive relationship to the girth of the penis. Nor has my experince been that hands from palm to tip of middle finger equals the length, nor (sadly) has shoe size, nor nose size told me anything about what I found when I unzipped the package...

I have skipped this thread over for far too long!

My BFF is a urologist, a gay male urologist and unfortunately he concurred that my experience is likely the reality. Wouldn't it be *kind* of nice to be able to look at feet or hands or noses and know that you were going to be faced with a well-endowed member? I mean, men can see (for the most part) what we have to offer in the boob department.

Of course, that doesn't account for the motion of the ocean or the wiggling of the pole theory. Though I do agree with this to a point, I have unwrapped a penis or two in my day that no matter how skilled of a partner he was, it just wasn't going to do a thing for me Those are the men who need to become PhD's in Oral Gynecology.

[BJean 16]

laura, your last sentence was pretty apropos considering we're on a penis thread.

And Faithmd, I didn't know there was such a thing as an oral gyno. What a concept! Would take a lot of the stress out of having to put up with that freakin' stainless steel shoe horn doo-dad. :nervous

[BJean 16]

Mr. Yo, how much more weight do you think you can stand to lose? Things could get a little, shall we say, cumbersome.

[Wheetsin 714]

Now when I was younger the saying was, "It's not the length and it's not the size, it's how many times you can make it rise."

Now it's, "Hurry up."

[Louisianagirl 0]

Well this is pretty interesting....lol. I stopped here because I saw there were a good bit of post. Well now I see why...lol. I don't agree with the shoe size thing.

[lisah25 3]

lisah you and the girls need to try to be happy whatcha got. When you get to be my age, they don't always show up with those bad boys! :faint:

OK, how do I say this delicately? One of my worst lovers had a "bad boy". DH is more moderatly endowed, and I've been happy with him for 15 years now...

[faithmd 14]

LOL! I won't be delicate :heh:

The largest guy I had was about 11 inches long and you couldn't get your hand around it. He was the second worst lover I ever had. :faint: The worst one was a man who was 6'9" or 6'10" tall, he wore size 22 shoes, he had hands that could easily palm a basketball with nice long, thick fingers. His nose was a nice big, aqualine nose. I thought I'd be in heaven...:clap2:

Well, I remember once saying "Is it in yet?":( as he was grunting in the midst of his "O" I guess it was...oops! That relationship didn't last much longer...:bored

[BJean 16]

faithm: OMG. :faint:

[faithmd 14]

BJean: What can I say? Sometimes I share too much! I'm sort of an open book.

[JosieK 120]

this is so funny.....glad i found this thread ha!

i have a theory...guys who have great BIG ones....think their size can carry them the whole way. some of my worst were these guys.:notagree

one of the best ones i had was a VERY small guy. he was so sensual and attentive....:clap2:

so i agree with you guys about size...

[Carlene 12]

Wow! I'm totally blown away by you ladies' revelations, and beginning to wonder if it's too late to re-think my "good Catholic girl" upbringing! I may have missed the boat on this one (penis comparison test).

[BJean 16]

faithm: Oh no, no, no... the OMG was strictly with an approving tone. Keep 'em coming. (pun intended.)

I had an experience once, actually pretty much against my will, with an Arab who had the smallest small head that I'd ever known. Eeensy-weensy, I'm telling you. But when he got cranked up, he knew how to use it. Amazing. Just amazing.

[JosieK 120]

if i's true about the size of their "you-know-what" getting bigger after lapband....i'm going to search the website for a date ha!!!

carlene....i'm sure the nuns in my grade school would be aghast too...or would they? :decision: ha

[BJean 16]

Carlene: Blown away? Sure, sure, you're a good Catholic girl. Right.