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So boogers and semen are listed but you can't find sex under the exercise section?!? WTH MFP?!?

Right? I think it should be listed like walking:

Sex- light effort

Sex- medium effort

Sex- strenuous effort

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Man, I leave this thread for a few days and I miss butt shelves (which I am envious of), apparent strenuous sexcapades, and booger consumption. (Can sumption be done about booger miners?) The next time someone asks for pureed food ideas, I may find it hard to hold all this new-found information back!

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How many butts have you collected? Is it a drag having to dust them every week?

Well there is the big one, the others I seem to have lost somewhere, they were there when I sat down, hmmm...

Dusting is definitely a drag, but I just can't help it, I do a little turn and bam that end table is dusted, another little turn and darn it, how did that get knocked on the floor? Oh Yeah, my butt shelf did it!

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Butt shelvers have all the luck.

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According to my fitness pal... 3g per booger

I wonder if there's a difference - green vs yellow boogers? How about just white or clear snot???

Seriously, someone needs to be studying this.

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According to my fitness pal... 3g per booger

I wonder if there's a difference - green vs yellow boogers? How about just white or clear snot???

Seriously, someone needs to be studying this.

If the Government reads this they will appoint a Committee and allot 4 Billion Dollars for research. Shhhhh!

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Is it mean to say the posts about "I hate Protein shakes what do I eat?" People start recommending Soup, yogurt, clear Protein, etc. "NOPES! Hate all that stuff too, help me what do I eat?", is it awful that I want climb the wall at that point?!?

Dang it someone just put an Elf on my butt shelf!

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WTF!! Why didn't someone warn be about this bowel cleanse stuff they make you drink for a colonoscopy?!? It's the most foul thing to ever pass my lips. And believe me, I've put a lot of gross things in my mouth! I would much rather feast on boogers and semen. And they wanted me to drink 16 oz of it followed by 32 oz Water within 1 hour. Are you fucking kidding me?! Took 1/2 hour to gag down about 10 oz. I was told it would be a couple hours to see "results", But it kicked in before I could even fill a glass with water. Apparently the instructions have not been adjusted for gastrectomy patients!

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According to my fitness pal... 3g per booger

I wonder if there's a difference - green vs yellow boogers? How about just white or clear snot???

Seriously, someone needs to be studying this.

If the Government reads this they will appoint a Committee and allot 4 Billion Dollars for research. Shhhhh!

My tax dollars have paid for worse things... Maybe this would actually be useful!!

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I'm bored so I made my kids let me take pictures of them... haha they weren't too happy but they let me play.

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I'm bored so I made my kids let me take pictures of them... haha they weren't too happy but they let me play.

Look at those curls!

Cuties!

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Look at those curls!

Cuties!

Thanks! I think so too :) now if I could just get them to do their chores...

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WTF!! Why didn't someone warn be about this bowel cleanse stuff they make you drink for a colonoscopy?!? It's the most foul thing to ever pass my lips. And believe me, I've put a lot of gross things in my mouth! I would much rather feast on boogers and semen. And they wanted me to drink 16 oz of it followed by 32 oz Water within 1 hour. Are you f**king kidding me?! Took 1/2 hour to gag down about 10 oz. I was told it would be a couple hours to see "results", But it kicked in before I could even fill a glass with water. Apparently the instructions have not been adjusted for gastrectomy patients!

i hope you a feeling better now! :( that sounds terrible.

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