I Have A New Illness (Please Read)

[Rockn4u 1]

Pardon the strong language, but since I suffer from this illness from time to time I just thought I should share. Go get yourselves vaccinated…wouldn’t want you hard working folks to become affected!!!

I called my boss this morning and told him that I am staying home because I am not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asked.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," I said in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today."

:clap2::faint::clap2:

[ReneBean 3]

LOL, Rocky!

I have had that one before...

:]

[MEW 0]

A woman I used to work with commented on my gaining back the weight after I had lost some, I told her I was an amnesic bulemic...I eat and eat, and forget to throw up...she never commented on my weight again!! LOL

[Mrs Husker 3]

Wish you could hear me LOL!!! I can't wait for my boss to get back so I can tell him that I need to go home because of "Anal glaucoma". Can't see my ass staying at work today!! LOVE IT!!!

Mew,

Holy sh** that is funny then hell. LOVE IT ALSO!!

[TracyinKS 7]

I heard this one. and I used it on my boss!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(can you say deer in the headlights)

[COLLECTOR 0]

Rockn4u This Is Great Going To Use It Tomorrow

[Josette 2]

Hilarioius.

Mew.. I love that! hahaha

[raynie 0]

Right on!

~Raynie!

I needed that laugh!

[Daisalana 33]

I just e-mailed this to my boss.. Hehehe.

[kdf 0]

A woman I used to work with commented on my gaining back the weight after I had lost some, I told her I was an amnesic bulemic...I eat and eat, and forget to throw up...she never commented on my weight again!! LOL

Can I laugh any more???? That was original and hystericle....I loved that one!!!!! You go girl!!!

[txbecca 0]

LMSO= laughing my stitches out.. Thanks Rocko..

[beachgirl 2]

Rock, you really rock,

I love reading your posts and I laughed my azz off at that one.

[Victoriana 10]

I wanna hear about more of those unusual diseases, lol , I suffer from elbobenditus. Every time my elbows bend, my mouth opens. Any one else have a funny name for their "affliction?"

[flabuless 18]

lol hilarious!!!

hehehe

becky

[JeninCO 0]

Don't make me laugh...it hurts....