Anal sex and will it cause damage

[TopNotchMami 11]

Is this dangerous I'm five months out

[Mrs.RRn 2,111]

To your sleeve???...Why would it???

[Bufflehead 6,358]

Given that anything going in your anus would have to travel at least 25 feet through your intestines to reach your stomach, I'm going to guess hell no unless your partner is some kind of serious anatomical freak or you have the world's longest toy at your disposal.

[Seela 1,187]

Hilarious!

[Butterflyhigh 504]

Yes it will. The only safe sex post sleeve is in the ear. But that's only until you're completely healed up, start experiencing less restriction, and can tolerate all normal foods.

[beeteroo 166]

Oh you guys are killing me! Hilarious responses. I'm thinking it would definitely be safe as long as you use enough lube and your partner isn't 20 feet long. I wouldn't recommend putting anything in your anus that is much longer than your rectum....which is only 5 inches long. And make sure that anything you place there is long enough to get out again.....nothing more embarrassing than to have to get something removed surgically because it got lost. Good luck!

[Kindle 8,667]

But does the high protein/low carbs rule still apply on that end?

[elfnow 277]

Yes it will. The only safe sex post sleeve is in the ear. But that's only until you're completely healed up, start experiencing less restriction, and can tolerate all normal foods.

Dang it I almost woke my baby laughing at this response!!

To OP: yes, if you feel up to it, go for it. Personally I've had some hormonal changes that have led to an extended cycle and less "interest" all around. For what it's worth I'd definitely prefer anal than oral right now.

[PRINCESSM 210]

Lol do some research..... Anal can relieve Constipation so we could all file that tidbit away

[Ariella 73]

Lol do some research..... Anal can relieve Constipation so we could all file that tidbit away

A first this sounds good, then all I can think is how fast does it relieve constipation....

Talk about killing the mood.

To the OP: My boyfriend and I were oraly intimate 4 days post op, and vaginal shortly there after. So at 5 months I can't see any problem if your in the mood. TBH (tmi warning) I've been too drained over all for anal, as it takes more effort lol. ENJOY!!!!

[PRINCESSM 210]

Re: killing the mood... Too funny. Not that fast. Bwahahaha

[jakkkk 46]

I was searching for Constipation information since it has been a week since surgery with no joy. Found this thread and I just want to say thanks it worked. Feel much better now. However my wife does not understand how all this works. She has a sore rear end and still cannot go poop.

I do not get it either but thanks.

[beeteroo 166]

I was searching for Constipation information since it has been a week since surgery with no joy. Found this thread and I just want to say thanks it worked. Feel much better now. However my wife does not understand how all this works. She has a sore rear end and still cannot go poop. I do not get it either but thanks.

Hahahahaha!!!!!!

[pinkbarbie 101]

This thread has me cracking up

[stormied7 10]

Ok...sooooo I

Edited May 13, 2014 by stormied7