Whats a snappy response for are you going to have a tummy tuck now?

[edieparks 2]

Help !!

I don't want to go thru the pain of a Tummy Tuck. I think I look pretty good now. My hubby does too. He says most 50 year old women have a little pooch. Love that man.

I don't have the money either lol.

What can I say to these rude and some well meaning friends that is clever? Pain and $ just isn't sassy.

edie:huytsao

[anon 1]

Why? Are you going to get a face lift!!!????

Can't imagine why people think that they can ask such personal questions!!!

[Fauxnaif 1]

"Why? Are you offering to pay for it?"

"Nah, I feel pretty damn good the way I am."

[TerriDoodle 6]

I love Dear Abby -- according to her the perfect response for any question you don't want to answer is "Why do you ask?"

[TracyinKS 7]

Why?

Do you want my extra skin for your Ass?

[edieparks 2]

These answers are so good. I can't wait for someone to ask now!

THANK YOU

edie

[Lap_dancer 8]

Why?

Do you want my extra skin for your Ass?

Girl you crack me up! :heh:

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I came up with:

"I'll tuck my tummy if you'll tuck your head up your ass"

*I'm just too sassy for my own good.*