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Good lord, what did I get myself into. I just finished Day 3 of my pre-op liquid diet and the gas is off the charts. I am drinking the shakes recommended and sold by my surgeon (Bariatric Advantage) and the gas is unbelievable. I'd get on something else but I already paid a good $140 on it so they are being drunk even if I clear the room every now and then. fart jokes make me laugh like a 3rd grader or Anderson Cooper when he gets the giggles. I can't help but lose it because for some strange reason I think fart jokes are really funny. I know it will all pass and on February 28th I'm having surgery and will have a whole new set of complaints to share.

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Go ahead and laugh, can i be real the fart jokes just get better after surgery too. Funny Anderson Cooper!

Try GasX strips you can get them at your local drug store.

And yes, when it happened after surgery my hubby just said let the farting games begain. Lol

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Your such a boy! :wacko:

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Truth be told, post-op farts tend to be few and far between. So perhaps enjoy em while they last.

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Good lord, what did I get myself into. I just finished Day 3 of my pre-op liquid diet and the gas is off the charts. I am drinking the shakes recommended and sold by my surgeon (Bariatric Advantage) and the gas is unbelievable. I'd get on something else but I already paid a good $140 on it so they are being drunk even if I clear the room every now and then. fart jokes make me laugh like a 3rd grader or Anderson Cooper when he gets the giggles. I can't help but lose it because for some strange reason I think fart jokes are really funny. I know it will all pass and on February 28th I'm having surgery and will have a whole new set of complaints to share. For Topic Title reference: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=step%20on%20a%20duck

Cubs, if you like fart jokes search for the thread titled I'm now a master farter! I laughed so hard in bed reading it that I woke my hubby up!

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