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My sister used to have the lap band. There were lots of things she couldn't eat. Apparently coconut is one of them.

My aunt brought in two beautiful coconut cream pies. Lots of super sweet toasted coconut upon a cloud of perfectly browned meringue. We put one in the fridge and then placed the other pie between us on a table.

I was sitting across from her and cut her and myself a huge piece each. I'm digging in making these orgasmic sounds as I'm eating. "Mmmm Mmm Mmm oh this is so good. Mmmmm"... you get the picture.

I look at her plate and, poor dear, she had to miss out on enjoying the perfect deliciousness of the toasted coconut that was on top. She'd scraped hers off the top and into a pile on the side of her plate.

I promptly scooped up her pile with my fork and plopped it in my mouth. It was so sweet. "Mmm Mmm Mmm", I say. "You miss out on the best parts". I swallow it down only to look up and see her with a huge smile on her face.

"What is so funny" , I ask

Her reply: "you just ate the coconut I'd sucked all the flavor off of and put in a pile on my plate".

Moral of the story,

don't steal food off a bander's plate.

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Lmao ewww my aunt does that and spits it into a cup.

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Lmao ewww my aunt does that and spits it into a cup.

I swear it took me a loooong time to even eat coconut again.

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Hahaha! Yes! Only banders would understand. So glad to be rid of that crap and moving on to the sleeve life. Wahoo!

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Hahaha! Yes! Only banders would understand. So glad to be rid of that crap and moving on to the sleeve life. Wahoo!

A valentines date!!! So excited for you!!!! Goodluck and may this journey be better than your last!

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I am ROTFLOL at that!!! Girl, you crack me up ;)

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My sister used to have the lap band. There were lots of things she couldn't eat. Apparently coconut is one of them. My aunt brought in two beautiful coconut cream pies. Lots of super sweet toasted coconut upon a cloud of perfectly browned meringue. We put one in the fridge and then placed the other pie between us on a table. I was sitting across from her and cut her and myself a huge piece each. I'm digging in making these orgasmic sounds as I'm eating. "Mmmm Mmm Mmm oh this is so good. Mmmmm"... you get the picture. I look at her plate and, poor dear, she had to miss out on enjoying the perfect deliciousness of the toasted coconut that was on top. She'd scraped hers off the top and into a pile on the side of her plate. I promptly scooped up her pile with my fork and plopped it in my mouth. It was so sweet. "Mmm Mmm Mmm", I say. "You miss out on the best parts". I swallow it down only to look up and see her with a huge smile on her face. "What is so funny" , I ask Her reply: "you just ate the coconut I'd sucked all the flavor off of and put in a pile on my plate". Moral of the story, don't steal food off a bander's plate.

That's funny!

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that's a great story! LMAO

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