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Mac - My little joke on the other thread was entirely too tame in comparison to you!

Don't forget - fat people are not supposed to be sexual!!!!

Susan

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LOL @ MacDaddy...good to see they didn't mistakenly remove your sense of humour while you were under....!

Hey, I like Owen's nose...it has definite posibilities!! *winka winka*

:kiss

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Please sprinkle some testosterone in this thread!! I started PBing when I read the comments. BUT at last it doesnt suprise me...

when I was banded at Dr Coburns clinic I also took advantage of the services of the cosmetic professionals. When I was under I got them to circumcise me as well. I even got to keep the removed "excess baggage". In fact I made it into a wallet... you rub it and it becomes a large suitcase but when exposed to temps below 21 C it shrinks considerably.

I asked what it would cost to have my Weapon/Member molded cosmetically... very pricey but I am considering the "Owen Wilson Nose" penis look a like job.

Ok back to your women conversation...I did notice all the women working their were driving Vulva Cars

Ok I am writing down a thousand times...

"CanadianMacDaddy will not be a sick bastard... forever"

ta ta

Stop man, you are killing me here. CanMac is on fire.

Andrew

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hmmmm *wondering just how much demerol CanMac is actually taking*....

:o

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OMG CanMac... that is TOO funny and way past the naughtiness in my thread!! I can't wait to see the clinic where you got your wallet made!

-=ponders what she can have made=- hmmmm

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Don't forget - fat people are not supposed to be sexual!!!!

Susan

Sshhhhhhhh....don't tell my husband!!!!

Kat

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Robgoblin - I notice that you are scheduled for TLBC. Did you ever have a consult with Dr. Tin? I haven't even heard from there office yet to make an appt to see him directly. I certainly didn't get that warm and fuzzy feeling there that I did from TLBC. I recall that you are from out of town. TLBC is a great place. Sitting in the waiting room is very educational. Since they only do this surgery everyone there is in the same boat. No shyness or big neon sign on the door outside ( Toronto C.C. had a huge sign) I feel really good about not going to TCC. I think you will too.

Best of Luck

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Thanks for that, yeah i never ended up doing it...it wouldve cost some hotel rooms, travelling...not even worth it. By that time i felt way more comfortable with TLBC.

And thank you for reassuring me of that decision. I DO feel good about not going there.

And yup...i'm all booked up for surgery soon! May 4th, cant wait.

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I'm sending tons of good wishes. I think we both made the right decision.

See you on the other side

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Yup, we'll be banded 10 days apart!!! We will pretty much be in the same stages... good luck and i hope everything goes well for you too

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